S.T. Ockenner
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Please, murder is illegal. THE THREAD MUST SURVIVE!
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Prince of Spires
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But so is necromancy. So this thread must have been left dead...
Wait, does that make this threat undead? We're going to need some silver posts in that case.
S.T. Ockenner
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Since when is necromancy illegal? 
Prince of Spires
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Depends which world you're on and which calendar you follow. Without knowing those, that's impossible to answer with an answer that makes sense to you.
But, just to give you an answer, I'll go with 12
But, just to give you an answer, I'll go with 12
Oy
Prince of Spires
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Dibs
S.T. Ockenner
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Get some ZeMed today for curing acne! Must be injected into your face bi-daily. Contains 'animal' products.
Side effects may include:
Itching, mild cold, fever, constipation, erectile dysfunction, death, cacti falling from the sky, and joining a bad Beatles death metal cover band.
Side effects may include:
Itching, mild cold, fever, constipation, erectile dysfunction, death, cacti falling from the sky, and joining a bad Beatles death metal cover band.
S.T. Ockenner
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Note: do not use if allergic to human flesh
S.T. Ockenner
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I necromancied the thread.
S.T. Ockenner
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I love necks so much, I became a necromancer.
Then I realized necromancer like zombies. That's good too, though.
Then I fell in love with pie and fire- and became a pyromancer.
Then-
Then I realized necromancer like zombies. That's good too, though.
Then I fell in love with pie and fire- and became a pyromancer.
Then-
S.T. Ockenner
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BLARG!BLARG!
S.T. Ockenner
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Any Major Dude Would Tell You that it's a major bummer, and honestly, What A Fool Believes is that, This Is It, but my Private Eyes tell me otherwise.
I'm all Caught Up in my Confessions, but the perpetrator just said "Yeah!" to every question without listening, and I said "You Make Me Wanna prosecute you, but you're clearly not listening."
For Once In My Life, the astronaut actually talked to me, asking if I wanted to go to Saturn. I said, "no, because My Cherie Amour has this Superstition that I have to educate out." The astronaut said, "bummer dude. Well, I'm off to go to Pastime Paradise! Bye!"
I'm all Caught Up in my Confessions, but the perpetrator just said "Yeah!" to every question without listening, and I said "You Make Me Wanna prosecute you, but you're clearly not listening."
For Once In My Life, the astronaut actually talked to me, asking if I wanted to go to Saturn. I said, "no, because My Cherie Amour has this Superstition that I have to educate out." The astronaut said, "bummer dude. Well, I'm off to go to Pastime Paradise! Bye!"
S.T. Ockenner
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Please do not let us die! We will die if this thread dies! Aaaah!
S.T. Ockenner
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幫助！我要死了！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Speak of the devil.
BearBear
Archmage
But if it's already dead? Then can we beat it like a horse?
BearBear
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Test
Oh ok, you actually have to post the image.
Oh ok, you actually have to post the image.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I will kill this thread with my silence...
Or I could post something to get it closed by the mods... Hmmmm....
Or I could post something to get it closed by the mods... Hmmmm....
BearBear
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I've heard that one before
BearBear
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They tried to scam me as I was buying garden rocks. It was $38 x 10, and $78 x 4 or so (by size) so the cashier says, oh, we have a 15% off on the $78 size, so they(?) apply it and suddenly it's more than double. Like the x10 thing became $114 x 10.
I'm all, "this isn't right."
She says, "they just updated the prices."
I say, "no, I have a quote, it should be $38, it just said $38."
She tries to argue with me back and fourth and I'm not having it.
I was dressed real nice for a place that sells rocks so she probably took me for a sap, but nuh uh, not this Bear.
So the guy loading the rocks in my truck accidentally loads too many. "See ya," gone.
Awfully fishy fishy
I'm all, "this isn't right."
She says, "they just updated the prices."
I say, "no, I have a quote, it should be $38, it just said $38."
She tries to argue with me back and fourth and I'm not having it.
I was dressed real nice for a place that sells rocks so she probably took me for a sap, but nuh uh, not this Bear.
So the guy loading the rocks in my truck accidentally loads too many. "See ya," gone.
Awfully fishy fishy
