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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Philip Overby, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Tom

    Tom Istar

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    As the owner of a cat who will bite my feet if I stick them out from under my blankets, I can confirm this.
     
  2. As the look-er-after-er of a cat who is sweet-tempered, affectionate, utterly adorable, and looks too cute for words when playing hide and seek or waiting to pounce on her rattly toy, I find I must unleash the Kitty Apocalypse Mark 2 on both of you.
    Lead by my cat, Boo:
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  3. Devor

    Devor Fiery Keeper of the Hat Moderator

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    I was wondering why my last kitty steak gave me so much trouble afterwards.... :confused2:
     
  4. Told you to not use the Diablo Sauce. Kitty steak is best with cholula.
     
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  5. Addison

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    My dog spotted a cat on the fence. Tried to get it but it was a two-foot pup against a five-foot fence. She gave it a good shot but bounced right off. She looked at the cat, tried again, finally just came inside. I swear to god the cat stuck it's tongue out as my little puppy plodded up the steps with its tail between its legs. It wasn't smirking when my kid brother ran toward it wearing a monster mask. The perfect ending, at dinner, my dad was singing "Garfield On My Fork". Explains why the puppy kept following him around the kitchen. :p
     
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  6. Holman

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    This just proves that dogs are dumber than cats, dogs taste better too, not as stringy and much more meat.

    Great Dane sweet meats...mmmmmmmmm......They are the dogs bollocks.
     
  7. Yeah, this is true. But at least dogs aren't portals to hell itself.
     
  8. Ban

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    Snapperdapper Raggadoo.



    There I said it. Don't judge me.
     
  9. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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  10. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    I don't know about this thread but you sure as f**k killed my day. Thanks buddy. ;)
     
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  11. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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    A cat's fur is provided by nature (and, possibly, supernatural forces) to invest the animal with the illusion of cuteness. The illusion can be destroyed by application of water to the creature, as demonstrated in the photograph above.
     
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  12. Holman

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    You can make a cat levitate by spreading butter on its back and dropping it from a height of at least three feet.
     
  13. CupofJoe

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    Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...
     
  14. Svrtnsse

    Svrtnsse Staff Article Team

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    Why must these felinetropes stand in the way of science!
     
  15. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    I can't even get my cat to come to me when I call him. He just ignores me and keeps typing.
     
  16. Devor

    Devor Fiery Keeper of the Hat Moderator

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    Ethics are weird. I can butcher a cat for dinner but having one sit for an ink blot test requires a lawyer, a license, and bandages - for where it bites me.
     
  17. Are you this guy?
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  18. Devor

    Devor Fiery Keeper of the Hat Moderator

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    ALF!!! I haven't seen that guy in ages.


    I mean.... uhhh........... something clever.....


    No, that guy needs to learn how to prepare his food right. Geesh. If you're going to eat a cat while it's still alive, you have to tie it's claws and cut it down the stomach. I mean, what is he doing with that bread?
     
  19. pmmg

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    If ALF does not kill the thread, nothing will.
     
  20. Alf can't kill anything. But do you know what alien can kill this thread?

    This one.

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