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As the look-er-after-er of a cat who is sweet-tempered, affectionate, utterly adorable, and looks too cute for words when playing hide and seek or waiting to pounce on her rattly toy, I find I must unleash the Kitty Apocalypse Mark 2 on both of you.
Lead by my cat, Boo:
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Addison

Auror
My dog spotted a cat on the fence. Tried to get it but it was a two-foot pup against a five-foot fence. She gave it a good shot but bounced right off. She looked at the cat, tried again, finally just came inside. I swear to god the cat stuck it's tongue out as my little puppy plodded up the steps with its tail between its legs. It wasn't smirking when my kid brother ran toward it wearing a monster mask. The perfect ending, at dinner, my dad was singing "Garfield On My Fork". Explains why the puppy kept following him around the kitchen. :p
 

Holman

Minstrel
My dog spotted a cat on the fence. Tried to get it but it was a two-foot pup against a five-foot fence. She gave it a good shot but bounced right off. She looked at the cat, tried again, finally just came inside. I swear to god the cat stuck it's tongue out as my little puppy plodded up the steps with its tail between its legs. It wasn't smirking when my kid brother ran toward it wearing a monster mask. The perfect ending, at dinner, my dad was singing "Garfield On My Fork". Explains why the puppy kept following him around the kitchen. :p

This just proves that dogs are dumber than cats, dogs taste better too, not as stringy and much more meat.

Great Dane sweet meats...mmmmmmmmm......They are the dogs bollocks.
 

Steerpike

Felis amatus
Moderator
A cat's fur is provided by nature (and, possibly, supernatural forces) to invest the animal with the illusion of cuteness. The illusion can be destroyed by application of water to the creature, as demonstrated in the photograph above.
 

CupofJoe

Myth Weaver
You can make a cat levitate by spreading butter on its back and dropping it from a height of at least three feet.
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...
 

Svrtnsse

Staff
Article Team
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...

Why must these felinetropes stand in the way of science!
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...

I can't even get my cat to come to me when I call him. He just ignores me and keeps typing.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...

Ethics are weird. I can butcher a cat for dinner but having one sit for an ink blot test requires a lawyer, a license, and bandages - for where it bites me.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Are you this guy?
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ALF!!! I haven't seen that guy in ages.


I mean.... uhhh........... something clever.....


No, that guy needs to learn how to prepare his food right. Geesh. If you're going to eat a cat while it's still alive, you have to tie it's claws and cut it down the stomach. I mean, what is he doing with that bread?
 
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