Tom
Istar
Indeed, you should never have a cat because they are portals to hell itself.
As the owner of a cat who will bite my feet if I stick them out from under my blankets, I can confirm this.
Indeed, you should never have a cat because they are portals to hell itself.
Indeed, you should never have a cat because they are portals to hell itself.
I was wondering why my last kitty steak gave me so much trouble afterwards.... :confused2:
My dog spotted a cat on the fence. Tried to get it but it was a two-foot pup against a five-foot fence. She gave it a good shot but bounced right off. She looked at the cat, tried again, finally just came inside. I swear to god the cat stuck it's tongue out as my little puppy plodded up the steps with its tail between its legs. It wasn't smirking when my kid brother ran toward it wearing a monster mask. The perfect ending, at dinner, my dad was singing "Garfield On My Fork". Explains why the puppy kept following him around the kitchen.
This just proves that dogs are dumber than cats, dogs taste better too, not as stringy and much more meat.
Great Dane sweet meats...mmmmmmmmm......They are the dogs bollocks.
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...You can make a cat levitate by spreading butter on its back and dropping it from a height of at least three feet.
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...
Unfortunately the University's Ethics committee refused permission for me to test this hypothesis until I received informed consent from the felines to be tested. Getting a Cat to sign a piece of paper is hard... worse than Mob Lawyers...
Ethics are weird. I can butcher a cat for dinner but having one sit for an ink blot test requires a lawyer, a license, and bandages - for where it bites me.
Are you this guy?