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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Philip Overby, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Here you go Ireth:


     
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  2. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Remember, remember

    The twenty-first of November

    When The Reaver joined this lot

    I know of no reason

    Why The Reaver's season

    Should ever be forgot.
     
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  3. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Come gather ‘round the fire friends

    And hear my tale of yore

    Of lovely sorceress Ireth

    Who vanquished the giant Slorr

    The tiny village of Mythicscribia

    Faced the creature’s wrath

    And surely would be razed

    Had Ireth not stood in its path

    The fell monster bellowed loudly

    So loud it shook the trees

    But Ireth cast a lightning spell

    And brought it to its knees

    The giant’s eyes were full of fear

    Its face was full of dread

    The sorceress whispered another spell

    And struck the monster dead
     
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  4. Ireth

    Ireth Myth Weaver

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    Yay! I love it! :D I'd give you rep points, but I have to wait a while. Darn site restrictions. :/
     
  5. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    No worries. Glad you enjoyed it. Spider's next.
     
  6. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Spider Spider burning bright

    Guiding weary warriors through the night

    Will you join us in our fight?

    Vanquish darkness with your light

    Spider Spider to you we plead

    Spider Spider it’s you we need

    Spider Spider full of grace

    Deliver us to a peaceful place
     
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  7. Spider

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    That's awesome. Thanks, Reaver! That brought a smile to my face. :D
     
  8. Addison

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    Butterflies in the stomach is normal nerves. I have a butterfly colony reunion with a circus and rag-time dancers and aerial dancers.
     
  9. Nihal

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    Today.

    107.6 ºF, to my dear US users.
    [​IMG]

    16:36, it's still 40ºC now, and the summer has yet to come! :D
     
  10. Reaver

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    Glad you enjoyed it, Spider!
     
  11. Ireth

    Ireth Myth Weaver

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    Have you written one for Black Dragon yet? I think our admin deserves his own poem. :D
     
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  12. Devor

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    I second this.

    Nicely done, Reaver.
     
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  13. Reaver

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    Thanks Devor & Ireth!! A poem for BD & my friend the Barbarian are forthcoming so stay tuned.
     
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  14. Reaver

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    Black Dragon soars the skies above

    And roams the land below

    Protector of the Scriptorium

    Ever vigilant, this we know

    Benevolence and wisdom

    Balanced with great might

    No evil or malfeasance

    Can ever escape his sight

    So all you trolls and spammers

    You have been forewarned

    Because Sheol hath no fury

    Like our Black Dragon scorned
     
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  15. Reaver

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    Devor the Barbarian

    Roams the land alone

    Exiled King of Warriors

    Lost his only home

    Now he travels far and wide

    Righting any wrong

    Needing no one by his side

    The Barbarian, mighty and strong

    His enemies flee before him

    Armies cower in fear

    Devor the Barbarian

    A name they wish not to hear

    Devor the Barbarian

    Exiled Warrior King

    Devor the Barbarian

    To you this song we sing
     
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  16. Phietadix

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    Maybe I should give it a try . . . Most of the good ones have been taken, but Legendary Sidekick didn't get one. Let's see, what do we know about him. He's the goddess of cats, wrote Baldhart, has a good sense of humor. That should be enough.
    [HR][/HR]
    Meet the Sidekick Legendary

    He's the goddess of all cats

    A position most prestigious

    But requires eating rats

    He created the Baldhart we all love

    Who has good as her desire

    But sometimes she must make compromises

    For she serves a purpose higher

    Meet the Sidekick Legendary

    His sense of humor's best

    His love of fun is great

    But at times his humor must rest

    If you’re tired of feeling down

    If you want a day that's great

    Meet The Sidekick Legendary

    It'll be a day you'll never hate
     
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  17. knight1298

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    taco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. knight1298

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    this is funnnnnnnnn!!!!
     
  19. Lunaairis

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    so happy to finally be getting some where with my writing! Now if only my homework could get done on its own so I could keep writing.
     
  20. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    This thread is the only thing that will survive Y2K. If you don't get this joke, remember that The Reaver still loves you.
     
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