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Reaver

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Here you go Ireth:


When Phil the Drill came to Earth

From the planet Mars

He went around stealing gold

And picking fights in bars

He became really infamous

He couldn’t wear a disguise

That’s because he’s twelve feet tall

And shoots lasers from his eyes

If you see Phil coming

You better run in fear

Unless you want to be his friend

Uhh...Something something... rhymes with fear
 

Reaver

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Remember, remember

The twenty-first of November

When The Reaver joined this lot

I know of no reason

Why The Reaver's season

Should ever be forgot.
 
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Reaver

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Come gather ‘round the fire friends

And hear my tale of yore

Of lovely sorceress Ireth

Who vanquished the giant Slorr

The tiny village of Mythicscribia

Faced the creature’s wrath

And surely would be razed

Had Ireth not stood in its path

The fell monster bellowed loudly

So loud it shook the trees

But Ireth cast a lightning spell

And brought it to its knees

The giant’s eyes were full of fear

Its face was full of dread

The sorceress whispered another spell

And struck the monster dead
 
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Ireth

Myth Weaver
Come gather ‘round the fire friends

And hear my tale of yore

Of lovely sorceress Ireth

Who vanquished the giant Slorr

The tiny village of Mythicscribia

Faced the creature’s wrath

And surely would be razed

Had Ireth not stood in its path

The fell monster bellowed loudly

So loud it shook the trees

But Ireth cast a lightning spell

And brought it to its knees

The giant’s eyes were full of fear

Its face was full of dread

The sorceress whispered another spell

And struck the monster dead

Yay! I love it! :D I'd give you rep points, but I have to wait a while. Darn site restrictions. :/
 

Reaver

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Moderator
Spider Spider burning bright

Guiding weary warriors through the night

Will you join us in our fight?

Vanquish darkness with your light

Spider Spider to you we plead

Spider Spider it’s you we need

Spider Spider full of grace

Deliver us to a peaceful place
 

Spider

Sage
Spider Spider burning bright

Guiding weary warriors through the night

Will you join us in our fight?

Vanquish darkness with your light

Spider Spider to you we plead

Spider Spider it’s you we need

Spider Spider full of grace

Deliver us to a peaceful place

That's awesome. Thanks, Reaver! That brought a smile to my face. :D
 

Addison

Auror
Butterflies in the stomach is normal nerves. I have a butterfly colony reunion with a circus and rag-time dancers and aerial dancers.
 

Nihal

Vala
Today.

107.6 ºF, to my dear US users.
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16:36, it's still 40ºC now, and the summer has yet to come! :D
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Black Dragon soars the skies above

And roams the land below

Protector of the Scriptorium

Ever vigilant, this we know

Benevolence and wisdom

Balanced with great might

No evil or malfeasance

Can ever escape his sight

So all you trolls and spammers

You have been forewarned

Because Sheol hath no fury

Like our Black Dragon scorned
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Devor the Barbarian

Roams the land alone

Exiled King of Warriors

Lost his only home

Now he travels far and wide

Righting any wrong

Needing no one by his side

The Barbarian, mighty and strong

His enemies flee before him

Armies cower in fear

Devor the Barbarian

A name they wish not to hear

Devor the Barbarian

Exiled Warrior King

Devor the Barbarian

To you this song we sing
 

Phietadix

Auror
Maybe I should give it a try . . . Most of the good ones have been taken, but Legendary Sidekick didn't get one. Let's see, what do we know about him. He's the goddess of cats, wrote Baldhart, has a good sense of humor. That should be enough.

Meet the Sidekick Legendary

He's the goddess of all cats

A position most prestigious

But requires eating rats

He created the Baldhart we all love

Who has good as her desire

But sometimes she must make compromises

For she serves a purpose higher

Meet the Sidekick Legendary

His sense of humor's best

His love of fun is great

But at times his humor must rest

If you’re tired of feeling down

If you want a day that's great

Meet The Sidekick Legendary

It'll be a day you'll never hate
 
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so happy to finally be getting some where with my writing! Now if only my homework could get done on its own so I could keep writing.
 

Reaver

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Moderator
This thread is the only thing that will survive Y2K. If you don't get this joke, remember that The Reaver still loves you.
 
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