Save; if you call a Porche gearbox expensive. It was incredibly smoky...
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Slap it. I don't feel guilty. It's their job to get hurt. Physically, emotionally, etc. If they don't get hurt, I don't have a story. Of course I want them to feel good sometimes too!
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Save! "What the **** are you talking about? Not what the **** am I… I'm not… We're talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line, YOU DO NOT… oh, and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."
The next poster knows what movie I quoted AND likes it.