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Slap it. I don't know that one either.

The next poster knows the following quote by heart.

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
 

Ireth

Myth Weaver
Save. ^^ Great quote!

The next poster has read (or at least attempted to read) The Silmarillion.
 

Ireth

Myth Weaver
Slap. Haven't memorized it, but I know it begins with the name Björn.

The next poster has written more than 500 words today.
 

GeekDavid

Auror
Save! Closer to 3,000. I started about 48k and am now at 51k+

Next person thinks Ireth spends all day here. ;) (I'm teasing you...)
 

Ireth

Myth Weaver
Save. Yeah, I pretty much do. XD

The next poster is staying up later at night than they ought to because of this site.
 

GeekDavid

Auror
Slap. My eyelids start closing at about the same time each night unless something really special is going on.

The next poster has played tabletop RPG games.
 

Ankari

Hero Breaker
Moderator
Save. Love tabletop RPGs. The best laughs have come at my players' expense.

The next poster still has posters on their wall.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Slap it. I tossed those years ago.

The next poster watches mostly cartoons.
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
Moderator
Save it. I have kids. Of course, I'm counting 3D animation since it's mostly Tinker Bell movies. Phineas and Ferb is 2D, fun to watch with the girls, and well written. (A new song every episode!) And I loved Wreck-It Ralph… I hope my daughters pick it next movie night.

The next poster's gonna excuse me while the MC from the movie I quoted replies to Ireth, who speaks for all who have no idea what movie it is…

Slap. Don't know it, never seen it, so I can't really like it.

…and now that that's done, the next poster can name at least two of the three actors in the above video, which is a clip from the movie that Ireth had never seen, but now may have seen seven seconds of.
 
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Svrtnsse

Staff
Article Team
Slap it. I know the dude is the dude, but I'm useless with actors.

But, on that note...
The next poster knows who'd play the main character if their story was made into a film.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Slap it. Totally clueless. I'm bad with actors, but I bet my wife would know.

The next poster really, really, really believes people will enjoy their book.
 

GeekDavid

Auror
Save... based on reader reports.

The next poster fears the readers aren't typical of the book buying community.
 

Svrtnsse

Staff
Article Team
Save, writing a fantasy romance with very little action I'm not entirely sure who my actual target audience is or who apart from friends and family would buy the book.

The next poster is concerned their story is too cliche.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Slap it, my story has very few cliches. But I am working on another project that's riddled with them.

The next poster knows people they suspect may be possessed by Cthulhu.
 

Ireth

Myth Weaver
Slap! My room is pretty bright with the light on.

The next poster currently has something to munch or sip while they write.
 

Svrtnsse

Staff
Article Team
Slap it lightly. I'm all out of whisky and it's nearing an hour since I had a muffin.

The next poster writes their first draft by hand (pen/pensil on paper - not computer)
 
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