And on the thirteenth day if christmas my true love gave to me:
fuzzywhizikens, destroyer of nice things….
who…
Ate Twelve drummers drumming,
Chased eleven pipers piping,
Clawed ten lords a-leaping,
Scared nine ladies dancing,
Stole eight maids a-milking,
Attacked seven swans a-swimming,
Laid waste to six geese a-laying,
Lost five golden rings.
Bit Four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves
and scratched up a partridge in a pear tree!
My name is Catsimus Retchimus Meowridius, commander of the armies which do purr, general of the feline legions, loyal servant to no owner. Father to countless litters, mate of any cat I meet. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Say "Oh, look! Henry is such an adorable Cat in a Hat!" one more time and I'm sinking my claws into those body parts you don't mention on these forums."
The Quebecois found that Cirque du Soleil Cat Edition was not a success. While the cats were capable of impressive displays of acrobatic prowess, their refusal to follow a script and penchant for causing mayhem made for a poor show.