"Ugh, whatever HE was drinking is absolutely nasty."
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CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
"So it is settled? Satin lined cowl hoods ARE back in style!"
Miles Lacey
Archmage
ORC: "Hey! Where are you going? This bar has a strict "No Leaving Dead Bodies By The Bar" policy!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Queena the barmaid never liked collecting "the empties" on Vampires 2for1 night.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hmmmm. Must be a 17th lvl vampire sorceress to take down three 15th lvl bar rats like that, thinks the half orc.
Mad Swede
Auror
"Oh, so that's that what they mean by dressed to kill."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Me to wife: “Thats not what i meant when I said something naughty wearing only a hat….”
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And on the thirteenth day if christmas my true love gave to me:
fuzzywhizikens, destroyer of nice things….
who…
Ate Twelve drummers drumming,
Chased eleven pipers piping,
Clawed ten lords a-leaping,
Scared nine ladies dancing,
Stole eight maids a-milking,
Attacked seven swans a-swimming,
Laid waste to six geese a-laying,
Lost five golden rings.
Bit Four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves
and scratched up a partridge in a pear tree!
fuzzywhizikens, destroyer of nice things….
who…
Ate Twelve drummers drumming,
Chased eleven pipers piping,
Clawed ten lords a-leaping,
Scared nine ladies dancing,
Stole eight maids a-milking,
Attacked seven swans a-swimming,
Laid waste to six geese a-laying,
Lost five golden rings.
Bit Four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves
and scratched up a partridge in a pear tree!
FifthView
Vala
If I move one inch, this thing is falling off.
I'm not moving.
1...2...3...4...Heck. I'm gonna pounce.
My name is Catsimus Retchimus Meowridius, commander of the armies which do purr, general of the feline legions, loyal servant to no owner. Father to countless litters, mate of any cat I meet. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Mad Swede
Auror
I'll kill the next person who mentions the Cat in the Hat.
Rosemary Tea
Auror
You owe me a TON of turkey for this.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Say "Oh, look! Henry is such an adorable Cat in a Hat!" one more time and I'm sinking my claws into those body parts you don't mention on these forums."
It’s all festive and fun until he leaves a dead elf on your pillow.
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It was one thing to send the Deadites back through the demon portal, but how did you turn it off?!
Rosemary Tea
Auror
Will you turn off that damn antigravity device already?!
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Those time travel books never mentioned anything about portals opening in the blasted ceiling!"
The Quebecois found that Cirque du Soleil Cat Edition was not a success. While the cats were capable of impressive displays of acrobatic prowess, their refusal to follow a script and penchant for causing mayhem made for a poor show.