"Weak, bordering on homeopathic" eh? Well, then, I suppose the only thing to do now is to make more tea! I want my own lake filled with strong tea, now.
Haha, I saw the title and had to click, and turns out it was directed at me You know how to lure me in, Svrt.
If we're brewing a world's worth of tea in Ullswater, why are we relying only on British electrical output? We already buy electricity from France, so we have the capacity to draw on European electricity. Connect that up to other parts of the world and we quickly bring down the time requirement to boil the water.