Konjurer
Dreamer
No offense, Kevlar, but this is akin to saying that aluminum baseball bats don't qualify as weapons. If someone was pointing one of Sheila's swords at me in anger, I'd run away faster than Sir Robin from the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog . But that's just me.
I have to thank you for making a totally inane comparison between swords and baseball bats and then following it up with the obscure, yet witty Monty Python reference. Nicely done.