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[Orc Knight]

The 50's still had a long way to go before getting their Stepford Family robots to not look like ham caused them existential terror and happiness at the same time.

(Also Steerpike, yours is kind of hard to top.)

 

[pmmg]

Just an instant before Bob would notice that the time was 6:05, and dinner was late again...also an instant before Bob ended up wearing the Ham and deviled eggs...

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

 

[CupofJoe]

The motivational talks had gone downhill since Susan had stopped giving them. The Dark Angel didn't have the right feel for the office crowd.

 

[pmmg]

This is a very confusing slogan to the grim reaper.

 

[Ban]

This design is now available for birthday cards and all sorts of anniversaries!

 

[pmmg]

Lesser known than his companions 'the song bird of happiness' and 'the chicken of despair', is the goony of death.

 

[Devor]

And death did not like to be kept waiting when it came to his squash matches.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

 

[FifthView]

"What do you mean, pigtails are out of fashion, and Paul hates them anyway?!?"

 

[pmmg]

Yoko pushes the button for every floor.

 

[CupofJoe]

Who smelled it dealt it was about to get NASTY!

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

 

[Orc Knight]

Mumon had just experienced Klatchian Coffee for the first time.

 

[pmmg]

Mumon wishes she had tried the cheesecake for instead.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

 

[Orc Knight]

It's the new thing. You gotta try it.

 

[FifthView]

When the cow jumped over the moon, little did the Jones family know that a spaceship would be waiting.

It's the new thing. You gotta try it.

 

[CupofJoe]

Having the Dairy Marketing Board in charge of the Rapid Area Transport Programme had its disadvantages. But the free milkshakes made up for most of them.

 

[pmmg]

Holy cow!