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[Ban]

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd has all gone
Because there's an octopus sittin' next to me
Who poorly plays his accordeon

 

[Steerpike]

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd has all gone
Because there's an octopus sittin' next to me
Who poorly plays his accordeon

just so happens I heard “Piano Man” last night

 

[Orc Knight]

Not what anyone was expecting when they advertised fine spirits, sea food and entertainment.

 

[pmmg]

Harold knew something was wrong, but he just could not place it...and then he realized, the accordion should have been a bagpipe.

 

[Devor]

"For more of my music search up The Kraken, Unleashed on Spotify."

 

[pmmg]

Mama's got a squeezebox...

 

[CupofJoe]

If it didn't bring in the crowds, Calamari would be tonight's special!

 

[pmmg]

The live nude entertainment at Harold's left a bit to be desired.

or

Before he would lead the rebel fleet to victory at Endor, Akbar had a dream of being a stage performer which had less than great results.

 

[pmmg]

 

[Orc Knight]

The Cats and Dogs Expanded Universe was getting a little out of hand.

 

[pmmg]

Puppypowero...

Fluffykittikens...

 

[pmmg]

Whoa whoa. Easy there mittens. How bout we crush these two mages and run off and play.

 

[Mad Swede]

If it isn't raining cats and dogs now it soon will be...

 

[pmmg]

The real rift between a young Tom Riddle and the stodgy professors at Hogwarts was that we was a master of Kitten magic and they were all dog people... A difference which is said to have destroyed many worlds, and almost took his own.

 

[Miles Lacey]

Even in the world of magic the clash between cat people and dog people raged.

 

[Devor]

The new weather wizards took the phrase "raining cats and dogs" a little too literally.

 

[Rosemary Tea]

While the worshippers of the Cat Goddess and the worshippers of the Dog God battled over which one was the True Religion, the deities themselves were best friends who chuckled together over human folly.

 

[CupofJoe]

The family-friendly version of Sourcerer Ultimate Death Match left a lot to be desired.

 

[Miles Lacey]

"Humidity is rising (mmm, rising)
Barometer's getting low (how low, girl? Uh-oh)
According to all sources (what sources now?)
The street's the place to go (we better hurry up)

"'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half-past ten (half-past ten)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining cats & dogs (start raining cats & dogs)"

 

[Mad Swede]