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[JBCrowson]

How do you line up these triangle cross hairs again?

 

[Mans]

It seems the destroyer monster that Solomon jailed him somewhere for thousands years, has been released from the chains and misused the star of David to hurt people LOL

 

[MoSSurII]

"Lose that Jewish necklace around your neck."
"Jimmy, it's not a Jewish necklace, it's the Star of David."

I'll let y'all guess where that's from.

 

[Miles Lacey]

"I've been killing and eating your pigs and you're calling me a Jewish monster? Where in blazes did you get that stupid idea?" Zog protested angrily.

 

[pmmg]

 

[pmmg]

Ya know...I was not thinking it would be so big...

 

[pmmg]

New plan... Brad, you try to tickle its belly, see if you find any weaknesses.

 

[Finchbearer]

Guys, this doesn’t look like the mead hall…

 

[Ban]

"Oh so that's why it's called Rûnáwäy"

 

[MoSSurII]

If only we listened to GM

 

[pmmg]

Funny, I was expecting a worm.

 

[JBCrowson]

Guys I think we know what happened to all the virgins, Looks like Sir Shagalot is in the clear.

 

[JBCrowson]

Look Smaug, if you want me to pick the bits out of your teeth, you're going to have to lay off the fire breath.

 

[MrNybble]

It was at this point Gregory's grooming service considered charging extra for exotic pet pedicures.

 

[JBCrowson]

Next time we decide how many dragon slayers to bring can we not use 1d4 please.

 

[pmmg]

Yep...not a good time to find out the sword that merchant sold me is not a dragon slaying sword after all...

 

[Mans]

Human can be a savior angel or a destroyer dragon. He can choose what to be

 

[Prince of Spires]

"Sara, you know you get grumpy when you're hungry. Here, have a Snickers."

 

[CupofJoe]

Which one of you brought the antacids?

 

[Miles Lacey]

"Another bloody dragon? Just for once I'd love to go on a quest that didn't involve slaying dragons! Is that too much to ask for?"