Rosemary Tea
Auror
"Wow, just what I wanted!"
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
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Miles Lacey
Archmage
Meanwhile, on the east coast....
Never mind the alligators in the sewers! What about the giant flying rats?
Mad Swede
Auror
Oh, it's a puppet theatre. Sorry, my mistake.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Gah...Bad time for that old ankle injury to flare up again.
FifthView
Vala
Never bring a makhaira to a dory fight.
Rosemary Tea
Auror
Why having bone spurs is a disqualifier for military service.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Damn, he has a helmet, this is going to be much harder.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Rosemary Tea
Auror
Sir Monstro McChicken had defeated the Frumious Bandersnatch. All that was left of it was one severed foot.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Go ahead, call me 'chicken little' one more time.
MrNybble
Sage
Colonel Sanders finds badass flavor with new GMO results.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Just one kick, and all that was left as a scream fading in the distance and red feathers swirling down.
Mad Swede
Auror
Feathers McGraw you say? Never heard of him.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Oh, there is something I ought to tell you…i am not left handed either.
"Roll for initiative, my green pig friend."
"Live by the drumstick, die by the drumstick."
FifthView
Vala
“You think I’m going to walk across that hot asphalt with these tender soles?”
pmmg
Myth Weaver
In her early days, the Scarlet Witch was a little less forgiving of Visions annoying habits.
Captain Röntgen was not allowed to join the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Giving foes cancer is a bit heavy, but Alan Moore mostly just didn't want to thread old paths.