pmmg
Myth Weaver
After a small upgrade, Kahn returns for round three.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
What? Did you see that.? This pinhead just rushed in and took our parking spot.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
For Bob, missing a dead line had dire consequences.
FifthView
Vala
"No, sir, I am determined to write an improved version of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings—dwarves, elves, halflings, and all—and you can't stop me!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
You bring Gandalf back or so help me, there will be two skeletons haunting this room....
bdcharles
Minstrel
"No More Editing!"
Bloodywake
Scribe
"So help me now If your starting a eleventh Fast and Furious script you'll spit sparks for a year."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Thats right mr. History writer, you write that i did not slip in the bath tub but that I died…er… fighting a dragon.
Mist Dragon
Dreamer
Wait! I could see my way to adding you to the manuscript.
HungryAdli
Acolyte
"Just finish the book Patrick! Or is it George?"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
No, speared the White Whale, not the white male. Don't you have doubloons to claim?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ya know...I think I would rather kiss a pig.
FifthView
Vala
A horn to lure her prey,
an open heart, betray—
dagger to wound or slay—
All while the fishes play.
an open heart, betray—
dagger to wound or slay—
All while the fishes play.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Look lets not make this harder than it has to be. Its just not working out.
is it….is it cause im fat?
is it….is it cause im fat?
"Ugh... Everyone else is wearing yellow as well. I should have worn the blue dress."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Netlfix again? Dont you want to do anything else?
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
"Bad Clams" or no "Bad Clams", if she farts one more time, I'm going to stick this apple right up her ar&*!!!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Great...gonna be late for work...again!
GARFIELD HUNGERS! ONLY CARS WILL DO MORTAL!