WritesWithUnicorns
Scribe
Yeah right? Waste of paper, unless you're planning to write a teeny weeny little book on them.
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Myth Weaver
In a move that would later be known as ‘scratching for fleas’ pugsy miraculously got an extra ace.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The invention of Boneo edible poker chips really drove the popularity of the Canine Poker Circuit.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The new law against playing for Kittens had definitely take the excitement out of Fido's regular Friday night game.
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Myth Weaver
Anyone want to stop playing this and go chase cars instead?
WritesWithUnicorns
Scribe
I'm game, but a unicorn chasing a car may raise a few eyebrows. hehe
Mist Dragon
Dreamer
I can tell you are bluffing. You slobber all over when you have a good hand.
Rosemary Tea
Auror
When dogs have a night out.
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Myth Weaver
Check his collar, I'm sure he's hiding an ace somewhere.
Mad Swede
Auror
Oh, it's the ace we're supposed to have in the hole. I thought you meant bones...
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Myth Weaver
Princes Abagail picked a bad day to go for a morning ride on her unicorn.
FifthView
Vala
The plan to save the princess looked like this. First, camouflage her appearance so the enemy couldn't easily discern her on the battlefield...
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Myth Weaver
Somehow, thought the Unicorn, I think all the virgins are on the other side of the screen.
This is why we need history classes. Neither Dragons nor unicorns were present at the Battle of Stamford Bridge.
Mist Dragon
Dreamer
The invading army looks in amazement at the army of defenders and the one woman lacking any armor.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
"Let's go for a picnic," you said.
"It's a lovely day," you said.
"We'll have the place to ourselves," you said.
"It's a lovely day," you said.
"We'll have the place to ourselves," you said.
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Myth Weaver
I knew I should have taken sword and not unicorn, thinks the woman. And wow, that red cape accessorizes so nicely.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"NEVER MIND MY WIFE'S CLEAVAGE! STOP OBJECTIFYING MY WIFE'S UNICORN!"
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Myth Weaver
Another gallant day for the brown horse riding fearlessly into battle, says the brown horse, but does anyone notice….@$&?ing unicorns.
WritesWithUnicorns
Scribe
I think you hurt my feelings. The Unicorn tosses her luxurious mane and stomps off with tears welling in her perfect limpid eyes.