Orc Knight
Auror
We ran out of all the D&D jokes for this one back in the 90's Arthur.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Guess he rolled a 1
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
So you think this will let me park in the disabled bay?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Seems the Black Knight it too dated...
Orc Knight
Auror
Modern endurance training for the Tour de France has labeled 'Just Right' according to local bears.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
It takes a brave man to sneak into a bears territory and steal its bike.
Mad Swede
Auror
Look for those bear necessities, those simple bear necissities...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Bruce the bear always did enjoy a morning workout before he ate.
Alpine Bear Coach: So good you forget whether you're participating in the Tour or the Giro.
"Hey guys, look what I brought!"
Miles Lacey
Archmage
When Bruce the bear realised the rider was the one who had given him that name he was determined to do him some serious harm.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Brian regrets that he was the slowest member of his biking group.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Brian got just what he wanted. A long open road, no cars, no people...just himself and nature.
Rosemary Tea
Auror
Bruin's All Weather Coaching Service: the last personal trainer you'll ever need.
"Another new workout?" said Pooh, watching the commercial on television. "What a bother!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Michelin, when tires matter.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
When they said "mixed triathlon", I assumed they meant Men and Women!
There's a more than decent chance that I've posted these two before, but if so, I'm posting them again!
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Just shut up and look cute. I need those idiots to be distracted while I light another wildfire."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Now we just attach a giant robot body and we can rampage to quiet little village.