Fortunately. Unfortunately.

[Devor]

Fortunately, Princess Daphne stole the voice isolatronex, turned it on, and announced..... that she was in love with a mouse!

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Fortunately the characters exploit this to their advantage, and make the narrator narrate a happy ending.

 

[pmmg]

Unfortunately the narrator was actually Thanos and he had a plan to kill half of them.

 

[Devor]

Fortunately, Thanos' plan as narrator was convoluted and required the unlikely possibility of convincing the forum posters to conspire in letting them die.

 

[pmmg]

Unfortunately, unless the forum posters did everything exactly right to the minutest detail, in every other possibility, they would fail to stop Thanos.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Fortunately, the Tessaract was hidden in the Wrinkle in Time universe, where Thanos would never find it.

 

[Devor]

Unfortunately the tesseract leaked a tiny open portal to this world, where a love-struck mouse happened upon it.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Fortunately, the mouse only used the tessaract to gain all of the cheese in the world.

 

[Ban]

Unfortunately Ban heard cheese and stole all of it from mousanova

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Fortunately a fairy cat came to the rescue and gave some cheese to the mouse.

 

[Devor]

Unfortunately Princess Daphne, who was in love with the mouse, became very jealous over the fairy cat....

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Fortunately, the fairy cat offered her some fairy dust as a peace offering.

 

[Orc Knight]

Unfortunately Princess Daphne was allergic to fairy dust and sneezed Sleeth to Oz and Thanos to Wonderland and Sir Kellington into the wookie and Greedo and the narrator tumbling down the cave stairs and slipping on the mouse.

 

[Devor]

Fortunately, she also sneezed the gilded toenail into Sir Kellington's hand.

 

[pmmg]

Unfortunately, it was dark, and not knowing what it was, he flung it away.

 

[Orc Knight]

Fortunately the dragons magic had already infused the chocolate nail and it would find it's new master. Once it figured out what a master was. And magic. And all the other things about. It had already figured out it would probably be an epic journey spanning across decades.

 

[Vaporo]

Unfortunately, it was quickly found by a hobbit, who promptly became obsessed and took it deep underground, planning to covet such a precious artifact for generations.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Fortunately the nail had other ideas and abandoned him.

 

[Devor]

Unfortunately the nail embedded itself inside the stomach of a large stupid giantess.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

Unfortunately, the hobbit literally ran into the ghost giantess during his pursuit of the nail.