Fortunately. Unfortunately.

Fortunately he was still a hobbit and therefore made of bouncier stuff. Mostly around ten meals a day of stuff. He bounced well that day.
 

Devor

Fiery Keeper of the Hat
Moderator
Fortunately, running through the ghost giantess dislodges the gilded toenail, knocking it to the ground.
 

Vaporo

Inkling
(Looks like Orc Knight got it first).

Unfortunately, catnip is banned everywhere except for Floyd County, Virginia.
 

Ban

Troglodytic Trouvère
Article Team
Unfortunately a giant cat already ate all the fish... all of it.
 

Phietadix

Auror
Fortunately for the World, this magic quelled the oncoming Eldritch Threat, and brought forth a new Golden Age of Fish and oceanic life preservation
 

Ban

Troglodytic Trouvère
Article Team
Unfortunately, the Old One Dagon had worked himself up in the world of watermanagement and secretly plotted to reawaken the Eldritch threat.
 

Phietadix

Auror
Fortunately, a new champion emerged. With an idiotly large amount of knowledge regarding pre-industrial sewage and water management systems. This champion began to form his collection of Thesbians, writers, academics, and plumbers to fight against the Old Dragon
 

Ban

Troglodytic Trouvère
Article Team
Unfortunately Dagon is not a dragon, so the effort was for naught ;)
 

Phietadix

Auror
Unfortunately Dagon is not a dragon, so the effort was for naught ;)
Fortunately, one of the writers on the champions team corrected this, and she also fixed a number of other typos and punctuation mistakes in his master plan, before it became too substantial an issue
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ban
Top