Orc Knight
Auror
Fortunately the guinea pig mortals learned of those beings called Klingons and followed in their path, going on a rampage against all the gods to claim their world as their own.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Which, unfortunately, was a world of giant cats that thought of them as popcorn.
Fortunately Glargablorg, hero of a million multiverses saved the guinea pigs from the giant cats.
Orc Knight
Auror
Unfortunately (?), Glargablorg was turned into a miniature giant space hamster by the cats in revenge for losing their movie snacks.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Fortunately the movie ended, there was no more need for snacks.
Orc Knight
Auror
Unfortunately, there is always a need and a time for snacks.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Fortunately, there is an endless supply of cheezits.
Logomancer
Scribe
Unfortunately, those cheezits came from a supermarket owned by a whimsical eldritch god, and tend to exhibit predatory behavior. Should you insist on consuming these cheesy critters, I advise you to mind your fingers and chew them thoroughly before swallowing them, lest they chew you on their way out...
Orc Knight
Auror
Fortunately, the cast iron stomach upgrade can now be applied!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately, the cast iron stomach upgrade only came in size small.
Orc Knight
Auror
Fortunately (?) it became the latest and greatest new dieting fad.
Unfortunately the eldritch cheese critters had an iron deficiency and were all too glad to chew on these stomachs.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
But Fortunately, they did not wait the requisite 30 mins before swimming, and got too sick to be a bother to cheezits eaters everywhere.
Finchbearer
Istar
Unfortunately, they realise the poor quality of the cheese from this sorrowful event, and how to branch out; gouda, camembert, roquefort, gorgonzola, brie, vintage cheddar, manchego…oh! The wonderful glory of good cheese. The critters rejoiced in pure unadulterated glee.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Was that unfortunate...or fortunate?
Well, fortunately, dragon is here to sort it out
Cause these eldrich space critters had not the tastebuds sufficient to sort out different cheeses, and all left earth to eat the moon instead. After all, the moon is made of low grade, boring white american...
Well, fortunately, dragon is here to sort it out
Cause these eldrich space critters had not the tastebuds sufficient to sort out different cheeses, and all left earth to eat the moon instead. After all, the moon is made of low grade, boring white american...
Unfortunately Glargablorg, hero of a million multiverses returned from the dead like Gandalf, only he is royally pissed now and decided to consume ALL OF THE CHEESE as punishment against existence. All except Velveeta.
Orc Knight
Auror
Fortunately, Ban was the Guardian of the World's Cheese Supply and a minor eldritch deity and thus punched Glarg. The Cheese Was His.
Unfortunately I shan't share.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Fortunately, Velveeta is all the dragon needed to make macaroni and the cheese.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Damn, y'all were so fast, that my fortunately still fell in order.