This is an unfortunately all of its own.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Fortunately, the dragon also found cheezewiz 
Now the popcorn is good too.
Now the popcorn is good too.
...What? Is this real? "Cheese" on popcorn?Fortunately, the dragon also found cheezewiz
Unfortunately I am in shock.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Cheezy Popcorn is a thing....fortunately....
But unfortunately, all the movies suck, so there is no reason to get any
But unfortunately, all the movies suck, so there is no reason to get any
I'd try it, but it unfortunately seems a waste of both cheese and popcorn. Then again, I know overseas you dip fries in milkshakes so I am not surprised.
Fortunately I have bratwursts to attend to!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Cheese is never wasted on snack food
er...unfortnately, some dont seem to know it.
er...unfortnately, some dont seem to know it.
Finchbearer
Istar
Fortunately, savoury popcorn is the best. The critters may no longer have access to fine cheeses, but cheese flavoured popcorn will suffice.
Orc Knight
Auror
Unfortunately, the cheese powder is just cheese flavored sawdust.
Logomancer
Scribe
Fortunately, fortune flavors the bold.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately, fortune is not as tasty as ranch.
Fortunately in the distant country of Luckyland there's a fortune ranch.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Unfortunately luckyland turned out to be not so lucky as a plague of leprechauns set upon them and ate all their fortune.
Phietadix
Auror
Fortunately, once the leprechauns ate all of this fortune, they used it's power to create magic rings of luck that they began to hide within their pots of gold to be found by those clever enough to reach the end of the rainbows
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Orc Knight
Auror
Unfortunately, rainbows keep moving and disappearing. The unicorns will not have treasure at the end of their artwork.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Fortunately, they no longer have a reason to jump on an ark with some dude chasing rainbows, so they get to stay behind and graze.
Unfortunately Glargablorg, hero of a million multiverses once again returns and declares unicorns, leprechauns and rainbows to be his exclusive dominion. This is legally-binding under intergalactic law.
Orc Knight
Auror
Fortunately, intergalactic law is a Byzantine labyrinth of red tape, corruption, assassination and bribery that not even Mr. The Glarg can fight against without a good team of lawyers and a couple solar systems worth of money to spend to make it so.
Unfortunately Glargablorg, hero of a million multiverses, has little in the way of personal restraint, nor does he know when to pick his battles. He launches lawsuit after lawsuit to enforce his egotistical will, using the wealth accrued in his ventures and adventures across the million multiverses.
Gospodin
Troubadour
Fortunately for anyone other than Glargablorg, Barbie, in the adjacent realm of Malibu, has been a magistrate in the past (what hasn't she been?) and bats away the lawsuits, invoking eminent domain as the undisputed Empress of Malibu. She can afford it.