Give me an "R"!

[Garren Jacobsen]

Ron-hardinkichud.

 

[Velka]

"What does the second 'R' stand for?" she asks breathlessly, clutching his latest bestseller to her chest. The ink from his autograph smudges against the expanse of flesh and velvet.

A slow, secret grins spreads across Stephen's face. He takes a sip from his wine glass and pauses dramatically before leaning in and whispering, "Writer. The 'R' is for writer."

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

I don't know why, but the first R name that popped into my head was "RRRRRooooby-Rooby-Roo!" But that would make you Stephen R.R.R.R. Tolkienson.

 

[BronzeOracle]

Perhaps Stephen GRRRR Tolkienson?

 

[Incanus]

You people are awesome! I knew this would generate some interesting responses. And now I'm all 'thanked' out.

That's quite a little scene, Velka. There's some... uh... heat there. It's funny because I do sometimes grin like that, and I usually have a glass of wine when I write. Too much!!

Legendary's now got me thinking-- 'Raggy! Ruht-roh!' (see, still three R's.)

And hi Bronze! Good to see you again!

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Scooby Doo's speech impediment can create some interesting pen names, especially if you adjust the spelling. Raggy Ruht-roh could become "Raggy Retro," which is an awesome name. "Ruby Rack" (Scooby Snack) works, sort of... for certain, not-family-friendly genres?

STEALTH EDIT - A good secret agent name: Double-R Seven? (Pen name = James R.R. Seven?)

 

[Svrtnsse]

R is for Agorn, only he's a pirate - ARRR!!

 

[Incanus]

Raggy Retro is pretty cool. So now we've got--Stephen "Raggy Retro" Tolkienson.

Ruby Rack sort of fits with Velka's scene. Like maybe the autograph was written with a red highlighter or something... Yikes.