Hail and well met JeiC
"the people inside my head made me do it." - We understand that, but I wouldn't say that to anyone wearing a badge or holding a gun... it makes them nervous...
I may have said this before...
Share what you know and learn what you need.
Other than that, don't pat the dog. It's not really a dog and it will bite.
And if it is appropriate... Enjoy the holidays... if it is not - have a good Wednesday...