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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Philip Overby, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    For some unknown reason, my browser keeps making duplicate posts. Or am I just seeing double?
     
  2. Nihal

    Nihal Vala

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    Well, the above post isn't duplicated. I think you should cut the beverages...
     
  3. Gecks

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    Ingredients:
    1 Apple Pie
    Oven
    Baking dish in which the apple pie will fit
    Guests


    Method:
    *Go to store and purchase apple pie. Try to buy one that looks as home-made as possible.
    *Return home and heat oven to some random temperature that will warm the pie but hopefully not cook it too much further
    *Place pie in baking dish
    *Discard all packaging
    *Get a mixing bowl and other baking equipment, run water over it, and place it by the sink as though you've just washed up
    *About 5 minutes before guests arrive, place pie in oven
    *Greet guests. "Oh! You're just in time! The apple pie is almost ready!"
     
  4. Legendary Sidekick

    Legendary Sidekick The HAM'ster Moderator

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    It's contagious! When I look at your avatar, I see TWO Captain Americas!
     
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  5. Addison

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    Steve Rogers Captain? Or Bucky Captain?
     
  6. Legendary Sidekick

    Legendary Sidekick The HAM'ster Moderator

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    I… I don't know. Maybe both?
     
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  7. Addison

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    Adult dragons are incredible and powerful. Baby dragons are playful and adorable.
     
  8. Legendary Sidekick

    Legendary Sidekick The HAM'ster Moderator

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    Babies who blow out their 1st birthday candles are adorable, and my 'baby dragon' (born the Year of the Dragon) just had her first day of 'candle training.' She blew out the candle today—on her first day! She made a sound like, "Aaah, PAHH!" and the fire went out.

    (Her sisters took ten days to blow out the candle. They are NOT dragons.)
     
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  9. Reaver

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    Happy Birthday BABY DRAGON!

    I bet that next year the BABY DRAGON will set fire to the cake when she does that! XD
     
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  10. Legendary Sidekick

    Legendary Sidekick The HAM'ster Moderator

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    Not until September 8th. I just started teaching her to blow out the candle today.
     
  11. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Well....you know me.......

    The rules and etiquette regarding birthday well-wishing and other related festivities do not concern THE REAVER.
     
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  12. Legendary Sidekick

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    Quote of the Day

    Amelia (age 5) - "A tomato is a fruit!"
    Sabina (age 3) - "A tomato is not a fruit. It's a sandwich thing."
     
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  13. Nihal

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    Hey, she makes sense!
     
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  14. Legendary Sidekick

    Legendary Sidekick The HAM'ster Moderator

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    Quote of the Day

    Sabina: Dentists are for kids. They're not for peoples.
    Amelia: Sabina. Can I tell you something? Kids are people, too. What do you think we are? Monsters?
     
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  15. Ireth

    Ireth Myth Weaver

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    Kids say the darndest things. XD
     
  16. Reaver

    Reaver Kwisatz Haderach Moderator

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    Those quotes make my day, Sidekick! Please keep 'em coming.
     
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  17. Addison

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    It's the same in my house. Every dinner has a kid conversation very much like that. Y' gotta love kids. :)
     
  18. Reaver

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    Hector Savage. From Detroit.

    Hey, I remember this punk. Ex-boxer.

    His real name was Joey Chicago.

    - Yeah. He fought as Kid Minneapolis.

    I saw him fight once in Cincinnati

    No, that's Kid New York, in Philly.

    Killed in Houston, by Tex Colorado - The Arizona Assassin.

    Yeah! From Dakota!

    Was it North or South?

    South Dakota was his brother, from West Virginia.

    You know your boxing

    All I know is never bet on the white guy.

    10 REPUTATION POINTS to whoever can tell me what this dialogue is from.
     
  19. Legendary Sidekick

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    Leslie Nielsen said the last line. Police Squad? Naked Gun 2 1/2
     
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  20. Ireth

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    Funny excerpt from my youngest sister's 5th birthday this past Friday:

    Mom: Make a wish and blow out the candle, Paige!
    *Paige tries, but the candle doesn't go out*
    All of us: Aww, try again!
    *second attempt, no better than the first. Finally Paige picks up a napkin and waves it at the candle, putting it out.*
    Keilah (second-youngest sister): *laughing* Fair enough!
     
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