Thaumicist
Dreamer
Why, hello there. Uhh...please allow me to dispense hopeful advances of friendship to you.
As you can no doubt tell from my obvious social ineptitude, I am not in fact a teenage aspiring novelist with an unusual degree of interest in astrophysics, Renaissance magicians and anything steam-powered, but a three-eyed alien from one of the more obscure moons of Jupiter. Nor, as a matter of fact, am I typing this post. Actually, I don't exist. Neither do you. We are all dreams dreamt by the Celestial Author in an attempt to further the great plot. All I can say is, pray It doesn't get writer's block as badly as I have it now, or we're all in a whole {Error 300 Untranslatable Alien Metaphor} of trouble.
Metafiction aside, hi there all; I'm new to writing forums as a general concept, so please, please don't eat me.
As you can no doubt tell from my obvious social ineptitude, I am not in fact a teenage aspiring novelist with an unusual degree of interest in astrophysics, Renaissance magicians and anything steam-powered, but a three-eyed alien from one of the more obscure moons of Jupiter. Nor, as a matter of fact, am I typing this post. Actually, I don't exist. Neither do you. We are all dreams dreamt by the Celestial Author in an attempt to further the great plot. All I can say is, pray It doesn't get writer's block as badly as I have it now, or we're all in a whole {Error 300 Untranslatable Alien Metaphor} of trouble.
Metafiction aside, hi there all; I'm new to writing forums as a general concept, so please, please don't eat me.