I think that was the last thing that needed to happen to confirm that we're in one.
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The Centers for Disease Control formally denied we're in a zombie apocalypse.
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Well, I'm in Japan, so I'm safe. There aren't any movies with Japanese zombies.
Oh, crap. Nevermind.
Oh, crap. Nevermind.
I just looked out from my window and there they are, zombies walking all over my street!!!
Time to sharpen my Aluminum swords =)
Time to sharpen my Aluminum swords =)
Okay so for the flesh-eating ones you're supposed to use a gun, right? And the brain-eating ones fire?
I have my BOOMSTICK and plenty of ammo ready.
<- is gonna go hang out at Reaver's house at the first sign of the flesh-eating kind.
I'm hoping for the brain-eaters to starve to death and become extinct before the doo-doo really hits the fan. But if there's a wave of flesh-eating ones... I'm hiding behind the nearest BOOMSTICK. And buckling my seatbelt, and working on my cardio!
I'm hoping for the brain-eaters to starve to death and become extinct before the doo-doo really hits the fan. But if there's a wave of flesh-eating ones... I'm hiding behind the nearest BOOMSTICK. And buckling my seatbelt, and working on my cardio!
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Kelise
Maester
HA! I've read Mira Grant's Newsflesh trilogy. I know exactly what the CDC are like. Creepy buggers.
Thank goodness for being in Australia.
Thank goodness for being in Australia.
Bookstick? Well, no matter..everyone's invited to seek the safety of my fortified compound in the Idaho wilderness.
Sorry K and M are next to each other. I'm always editing posts after typing quickly and realizing I havent read before I hit send.
HAHAHA at least this one didn't turn out indecent! I've severely embarrassed myself before when typing quickly, especially when I accidentally hit backspace like it's a character found twice in every single word. HAHA I'm gonna need a ghostwriter to write my jokes on threads next!
HAHAHA at least this one didn't turn out indecent! I've severely embarrassed myself before when typing quickly, especially when I accidentally hit backspace like it's a character found twice in every single word. HAHA I'm gonna need a ghostwriter to write my jokes on threads next!
It's all good, Anihow. We're going to need you're help setting up a government once the apocalypse is over, joke-writing skills are not necessary.
hahaha well since I don't know a darn thing about structure or government other than Kill or be Killed, I might not be the best person to choose. I mean, I think I would make a wonderful Czarina or Empress of America, but my policies would probably just come out deranged after the power went to my head. Better keep me on as something else, High Priestess of the Zombie-smiting Church, Diplomat between the survivors' outposts, gun-toting amusement park ride operator...
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*Danger, Will Robinson!*
Well it's your choice of course, Anihow. Any of those will fit nicely into my rule over Reavertopia.
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AHAHAHAHA.
So I guess Czarina is out then if you've already seated yourself on the throne.
So I guess Czarina is out then if you've already seated yourself on the throne.
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Mindfire
Istar
Have no fear people. Even if a zombie apocalypse happened, it wouldn't last very long.
7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com
7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com
I've never murdered a duck... HAHA I love the bit with the maggots. Now that's a book I would read:
After the initial Zombification virus was discovered, scientists began genetically engineering flies to grow to enormous proportions, crossing fly DNA with that of the herbiverous but territorial hippo. Once they had created giant flies, it was only a matter of time before they bred stores of massive carrion-eating maggots. So planes dropped these gargantuan larvae into the zombie nests and within days the outbreak was quashed.
After the initial Zombification virus was discovered, scientists began genetically engineering flies to grow to enormous proportions, crossing fly DNA with that of the herbiverous but territorial hippo. Once they had created giant flies, it was only a matter of time before they bred stores of massive carrion-eating maggots. So planes dropped these gargantuan larvae into the zombie nests and within days the outbreak was quashed.
Mindfire
Istar
Something tells me a nuke would be simpler. But the giant maggots idea is quite entertaining!
haha if I wrote a book about nuke it would only be two pages long though.