pmmg
Myth Weaver
A young Elminster hastily wrote down his observations on Sphinx reproduction practices, but it was the diagrams that got him the most attention...
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Rosemary Tea
Auror
"So! Sneaking off to play magic quill and paper games again, are we?"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
His hour almost up, the little tenderfoot begins to grasp the answer to the Sphinxes riddle...."what writes too slow and will soon be my dinner?"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
I said NO deletions from the Naughty List!!!
Boy, the grammar police will getcha in any medium.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY! YOUR QUILL IS SCRATCHING TOO LOUDLY!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Well... We are nearly at the end of our "Time Share" presentation. Have you had a chance to sign the lease?
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Good lighting? Check!
Original stone features? Check!
Central location? Check!
Resident winged monster? Check!
Original stone features? Check!
Central location? Check!
Resident winged monster? Check!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I think Time share is the best 
FifthView
Vala
Retracing Moon Knight’s origin for the official biography was not going as planned.
FifthView
Vala
Bearvus the Bear had wanted an Oscar for so long, but so had Hunterton the Hunting Thief.
The wood would be splattered in blood by first morning light
when Meryl Streep stepped through the trees, seeking to recover
what had been lost.
The wood would be splattered in blood by first morning light
when Meryl Streep stepped through the trees, seeking to recover
what had been lost.
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"I had to escape a sinking boat, survive the Irish mob, fight in a 19th century gang war, become a multi-millionaire twice, lead the FBI, learn how to fly a plane and do a whole lot of genuinely shady stuff to get that stupid golden statue. If you think I won't shoot a bear you don't know who or what you're dealing with buddy!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Yeah… well if you are such a good actor why does everyone remember the bear attack instead, answer me that Decaprio!
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“Come on, Charlie! I promise I’ve got this thing figured out and can turn you both human again. Brad’s death was an accident!”
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Between you and me you're a better actor than most of the Oscar winners but you can't just go around stealing other people's Oscars because you think the Academy is speciest."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Naked and afraid and clinging to past glory, Pooh hides from another hunter.
FifthView
Vala
It had been the bear in the study with the Oscar.
Farduc's blunderbuss would bring swift justice tonight.
Farduc's blunderbuss would bring swift justice tonight.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Sorry, Bear, but Goldilocks wants her Oscar back and your head mounted on her wall. She still hasn't forgiven you for breaking into the family home, wrecking their furniture and traumatising her parents."
Mad Swede
Auror
"I've got those bare neccesities, now I want the luxuries."