"I had to escape a sinking boat, survive the Irish mob, fight in a 19th century gang war, become a multi-millionaire twice, lead the FBI, learn how to fly a plane and do a whole lot of genuinely shady stuff to get that stupid golden statue. If you think I won't shoot a bear you don't know who or what you're dealing with buddy!"
"Between you and me you're a better actor than most of the Oscar winners but you can't just go around stealing other people's Oscars because you think the Academy is speciest."
"Sorry, Bear, but Goldilocks wants her Oscar back and your head mounted on her wall. She still hasn't forgiven you for breaking into the family home, wrecking their furniture and traumatising her parents."