Book titles that didn't quite make it (Word Game)

[Sir Kieran]

The Street

(The Road... the two words have very different connotations)

 

[Scribble]

The Pretty Good Gatsby

 

[Trick]

I, Cyborg

The Planet That's Not Feeling Very Good

 

[Ireth]

The Group of the Finger Jewelery
The Two Tall Buildings
The Guy in the Crown Comes Back

 

[Scribble]

Something Naughty This Way Comes

 

[Snowpoint]

Alice's Adventures in Tennessee
Last of the Mosquitoes
The Crack-Pipe of Sherlock Holmes
Limited Expectations
The Jerk at the Opera

 

[Anonesplode]

The big fish with a large maw of teeth
The marionette who couldn't tell the truth
The fancy lad gang

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Fairy tales! I took my kids to Storyland today, so I'm game!

Alice in Drug Trip Metaphor
Son and Daughter of a Lousy, Pushover Dad Who Marries a Sociopath
Sleeping Dependent Female MC Whose Greatest Asset Is Her Looks

...not to be confused with...

Dependent Female MC Whose Greatest Asset Is Her Looks and the Seven Male Characters Who Aren't Manly Enough For Her So She Has to Be Rescued By an Eighth Male Character Who Just Shows Up At the End

...and since I saw one on the road...

Goldilocks and the Three Animals That I'm Happy to See From Inside an SUV Where I'm Not Likely to Get Mauled

 

[Devor]

The Hairy Potter and his Chamber of Secrets

 

[DaFlaminUnicorn]

the golden thing that doesn't point north
the knife that doesn't draw too much attention
the reddish-brown telescope

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Early Evening
Becoming Engulfed
Black, White, and 48 Shades of Gray

 

[DaFlaminUnicorn]

Life of the unending decimal

 

[Scribble]

Love In The Time Of Gastroenteritis

 

[pmmg]

The collective works of pmmg...

Actually, hurricane of hammers sounds like something that might make a good bad movie. If Sharknado can do it....

 

[CupofJoe]

The Grapes of Peeved.
Dr Maybe
The Prolonged Nap [or Whatever happened to the Chauffeur?]

 

[skip.knox]

War and Pique
The Sicilian Hawk (an unfinished Chandler novel)
The Long See Ya (another unfinished Chandler)
The Postman Rings a Couple of Times then Knocks Loudly then Just Leaves the Package on the Stoop

with apologies to Graham Greene
The Third Person
Brighton Pebble

Receive-22
The Caine Kerfluffle
Day of the Icky Plants
Seven Years Looking for Tibet
The Old Man and the Fish

And yes, I'm certainly adding these to my Nano word count for the day.

 

[DragonOfTheAerie]

xkcd: Synonym Movies

Reminds me of this ^

Also this:

xkcd: Synonym Movies 2

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

This is brilliant.

Unfortunately Apocalyptic Omens

Harry Potter and the Swinedimples Academy [Philosopher's Stone]
Harry Potter and the Girl's Bathroom [alternately: and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Really Bad Teacher] [Chamber of Secrets]
Harry Potter and the Pensioner of Alcatraz [Prisoner of Azkaban]
Harry Potter and the Barely Featured Flaming Cup [Goblet of Fire]
Harry Potter and the Dark Night of the Soul [Order of the Phoenix]
Harry Potter and the Romance Debacle [Half-Blood Prince]
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Hunt [Deathly Hallows]

 

[Tevaras]

Good morning Scribble, a very nice topic starter (I know, I'm a bit late to this thread having been offline for ages). While I can not (so far) think of any contributions, I am having lots of fun working out what the real title was of your post and all the respondents.

 

[DragonOfTheAerie]

The Magic User's Sibling's Son.
The Jesus Cat, the Cold Lady, and the Closet.
The Equine and his Young Male Human.
Ruler of a Large Body of Water Located In Between Europe and Asia.
The Long Trip of the Morning Walker.
The Seat with the Atomic Number 47.
The Culminating Fight.