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  1. Michael K. Eidson

    Michael K. Eidson Archmage

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    "What's up?" asked a student, to which the teacher responded by pointing at the ceiling. Some observers interpreted this to mean something important waited upstairs, and headed up to the next floor, where Cerberus ate their heads.
     
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  2. pmmg

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    And the first great truth is this...Hey, Plato, why aren't you writing this down. This is good stuff... And the first great truth...
     
  3. Devor

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  4. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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    Inevitably, Thag paid dearly for his poor flossing habits and his love of elven chocolates.
     
  5. pmmg

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    Well, when your temperament is wrong for the priesthood...
     
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  6. pmmg

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    Unbeknownst to many Goblins, the life expectancy of a dentist was not measured in years, or in days on the beach, but merely by satisfied customers.
     
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  7. Devor

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    Thanks to the recent rush of adventurers coming through, there was no shortage of skulls available for a tooth transplant.
     
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    Bogangrak felt self-conscious about the small amount of teeth on his necklace, so he had the genius idea of adding some of his own.
     
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    The management would like to remind readers that Goblin Treatment is not covered by most HMO programmes. An extra fee of $50 will be charged.
     
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    Though a large set of tusks is an extremely desirable trait in male Ogres, tusk reduction surgery is often necessary when an ogre experiences back and neck issues.
     
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  12. pmmg

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    Steal your gold? Nooooo... Why with all of this, you have bought unlimited data and you can call up to 10 family members on any network for no cost...
     
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  13. Steerpike

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    “And here’s the watch my grandfather gave me. Bad dragon! No hoarding! No!”
     
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  14. Devor

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    "I'll take your gold, your highness. I'll burn down that village. But don't you EVER call me your little draggy again!"
     
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    "You know this isn't real gold right? It's just my scales that you're collecting."
     
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  16. Michael K. Eidson

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    You have some mustard in your mustache.
     
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    After being turned down by every loan shark in the realms, King Spendy McBrokepants makes a desperate bargain with a loan dragon.
     
  18. pmmg

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    I'm sorry, Mr. Dragon and don't you point your finger at me. Everyone must pay their taxes.
     
  19. CupofJoe

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    The stakes in their weekly game of "What's behind my back" were getting a little ridiculous.
     
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  20. Steerpike

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    Daniels realized, to his dismay, that even a roll of duct tape wasn't likely to get them out of this jam.

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