But if their sound is a longer and deeper "MooOO!" it means you need to take a step back.
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But if their sound is a longer and deeper "MooOO!" it means you need to take a step back.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hey, lets go kick a cow.
Moo, says the cow, but it thought, crap.
Orc Knight
Auror
Here's two for good measure.
Kumatora, not being the brightest light in the chandelier, also failed to notice he'd turned into a dog.
'At least it's a chocolate cow.'
pmmg
Myth Weaver
One in honor of the new movie.
Orc Knight
Auror
Stark Industries does not build Iron Man Armor for use as scratching posts! Pay up!
Don't care dude.
Don't care dude.
Here's two for good measure.
Poochie stayed at the back, hoping nobody blamed him for the large stain in the grass.
Grandfather feverishly searched for the lost baby bottle, but but he would soon realize when he turned around that baby had skipped the middle man and had tapped right into the source.
Stark was one of most intelligent men in the world, but Captain America couldn't help but wonder if there wasn't another way to get that itch on Black Panther's back.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Capt. America stood smugly, sure that iron man’s sensors could leave no doubt as to who the guilty culprit was, but Iron Man started thinking the scratches werent so bad and there was that whole civil war thing they had unsettled....
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Little did Black Panther realise how seriously Iron Man felt about what was canon in the Star Wars Universe. The Ewoks Thanks-Giving Special did not count...
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Steve hated to resort to violence, but he’d damned well told Dave he had dibs on the chair.
Orc Knight
Auror
To put it mildly, the early days of Starfleet were a bit fractious. It made even Klingons cheer.
That's the last time Lieutenant Rizer would scoff at the idea of being shot by a relic.
The dancing instruction manual seemed to be a little extreme in its steps on how to find a dance partner.
Dark Squiggle
Troubadour
Beware the shelled dragon.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Smith could not help but laugh, daniels had brought a gun to plasmablade fight
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Rafe was beginning to realise the "near Oslo" meant something different to the budget Spaceline. The Captain was not taking his complaint well...
I didn't expect Harry Turtledove to be an actual Turtledove
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wha? Capt. You can't have a mutiny, you're already captain...
And...
Bob, you idiot! Those things were outlawed in 2032, if someone sees you with that, you'll be in a lot of trouble.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And remember, every time the messenger chime sounds a turtle gets its wings.
Nobody was quite sure how the bird got inside the turtle shell, but all of the scientists on hand agreed that it was far more awesome to cut openings in the shell than to get it out.