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Penpilot

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In Hollywood's revamped, Michael Bay directed, reboot of the Wizard of Oz, the Scarecrow will be replaced by Link, the Tin Man will be replaced by a sword and shield who will bicker like a married couple, and the Lion will be replaced by a murderous Pot plant with anger issues, because, you know, drugs and stuff. But he will be redeemed at the end when his anger dissipates and his existence is validated by a proclamation declaring his species's legal right to exist and be lit on fire.

Dorthy will be replaced by a generic, bland tweener who's parents just don't understand his love of leaping. The ruby slippers will be replaced by blue Air Jordans. The yellow brick road is now green, because marketers say it will attract the environmental crowd.
 

Steerpike

Felis amatus
Moderator
Fred Rogers, having finally had enough of Earth's $#!^, made new friends and moved to a new neighborhood very far away.

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CupofJoe

Myth Weaver
Bilik saw that the alternate reality 1950s Space Programme was not a place for diversity or gender equality they had hoped for and decided it was not the time to sing an ABBA Disco-hits medley.
 

pmmg

Myth Weaver
Did CrystallineEntity post up another picture of us?

Sure looks like it....

Maybe if I used Foxfire...




(Sorry CE, its what came to mind)
 

pmmg

Myth Weaver
Been avoiding this one cause it is filling up the boards and pushing other conversations off, but...I think we should allow more comments before changing the pictures.



What started as a simple tapping on the ceiling to keep the noise down soon escalated beyond either sides ability to control.
 
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