In Hollywood's revamped, Michael Bay directed, reboot of the Wizard of Oz, the Scarecrow will be replaced by Link, the Tin Man will be replaced by a sword and shield who will bicker like a married couple, and the Lion will be replaced by a murderous Pot plant with anger issues, because, you know, drugs and stuff. But he will be redeemed at the end when his anger dissipates and his existence is validated by a proclamation declaring his species's legal right to exist and be lit on fire.
Dorthy will be replaced by a generic, bland tweener who's parents just don't understand his love of leaping. The ruby slippers will be replaced by blue Air Jordans. The yellow brick road is now green, because marketers say it will attract the environmental crowd.