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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Steerpike, Dec 10, 2017.

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  1. pmmg

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    Well, I see Nephele has let her brats out again. I wish they would get a fence!
     
  2. Heliotrope

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    Perhaps the mushrooms Mary had picked in the meadow yesterday were not morels after all.
     
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  3. pmmg

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    First geese, now disgusting horse children... Mary was never going to get to the church on time.
     
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  4. Ban

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    The words "Get off my lawn" had never been more appropriate.
     
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  5. Heliotrope

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    But whatever you do, children, do not bother the two-legged devil woman down the lane....
     
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  6. Ban

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    It was the best of times, it was the weirdest of times
     
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  7. Steerpike

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    "Did I say rare? Because I'm gonna need you to take this back."
     
  8. Orc Knight

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    "Just a little catnip and the next thing you know, a rabbit from Wonderland shows up in my pancakes."
     
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  9. Ban

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    "I think my camouflage is working"
     
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  10. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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    Not mine, but I liked the caption on the site where I found this pic:

    "Excuse me, waiter, but there's a hare in my food."
     
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  11. Devor

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    Send my compliments to the chef on the starch to meat ratio.
     
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  12. pmmg

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    "Shhh...They're looking."

    "Good call, Frank, wait till they find out the other pancakes are not raison."
     
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  13. pmmg

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    "Hey, How am I supposed to eat this with out syrup?"
     
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    And just like that, the mystery of the missing gold fish, and the missing canary was solved. Also explained was why the pancake mix kept running low...
     
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    “Yeah, it's my sacroiliac joint. Doc says I should lay like this at least fifteen minutes every night. Now, what I need you to do is put one hand on each of my shoulders and push..."
     
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  16. Orc Knight

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    "Do you hear it?"

    "Hear what?"

    "The typing of a thousand slash fics."
     
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  17. Ankari

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    "If I lie still and stare at the night sky I can almost forget we're two mostly naked guys riding one horse."
     
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  18. pmmg

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    Was it good for you?
     
  19. Devor

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    (( *sigh* I'm going to regret this. ))

    I was hoping to put a little kink in your ax.
     
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    I can't remember if we locked the door when we left the house.
     

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