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[pmmg]

Well, I see Nephele has let her brats out again. I wish they would get a fence!

 

[Heliotrope]

Perhaps the mushrooms Mary had picked in the meadow yesterday were not morels after all.

 

[pmmg]

First geese, now disgusting horse children... Mary was never going to get to the church on time.

 

[Ban]

The words "Get off my lawn" had never been more appropriate.

 

[Heliotrope]

But whatever you do, children, do not bother the two-legged devil woman down the lane....

 

[Ban]

It was the best of times, it was the weirdest of times

 

[Steerpike]

"Did I say rare? Because I'm gonna need you to take this back."

 

[Orc Knight]

"Just a little catnip and the next thing you know, a rabbit from Wonderland shows up in my pancakes."

 

[Ban]

"I think my camouflage is working"

 

[Steerpike]

Not mine, but I liked the caption on the site where I found this pic:

"Excuse me, waiter, but there's a hare in my food."

 

[Devor]

Send my compliments to the chef on the starch to meat ratio.

 

[pmmg]

"Shhh...They're looking."

"Good call, Frank, wait till they find out the other pancakes are not raison."

 

[pmmg]

"Hey, How am I supposed to eat this with out syrup?"

 

[pmmg]

And just like that, the mystery of the missing gold fish, and the missing canary was solved. Also explained was why the pancake mix kept running low...

 

[Steerpike]

“Yeah, it's my sacroiliac joint. Doc says I should lay like this at least fifteen minutes every night. Now, what I need you to do is put one hand on each of my shoulders and push..."

 

[Orc Knight]

"Do you hear it?"

"Hear what?"

"The typing of a thousand slash fics."

 

[Ankari]

"If I lie still and stare at the night sky I can almost forget we're two mostly naked guys riding one horse."

 

[pmmg]

Was it good for you?

 

[Devor]

(( *sigh* I'm going to regret this. ))

I was hoping to put a little kink in your ax.

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

I can't remember if we locked the door when we left the house.