Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Steerpike, Dec 10, 2017.
Well, I see Nephele has let her brats out again. I wish they would get a fence!
Perhaps the mushrooms Mary had picked in the meadow yesterday were not morels after all.
First geese, now disgusting horse children... Mary was never going to get to the church on time.
The words "Get off my lawn" had never been more appropriate.
But whatever you do, children, do not bother the two-legged devil woman down the lane....
It was the best of times, it was the weirdest of times
"Did I say rare? Because I'm gonna need you to take this back."
"Just a little catnip and the next thing you know, a rabbit from Wonderland shows up in my pancakes."
"I think my camouflage is working"
Not mine, but I liked the caption on the site where I found this pic:
"Excuse me, waiter, but there's a hare in my food."
Send my compliments to the chef on the starch to meat ratio.
"Good call, Frank, wait till they find out the other pancakes are not raison."
"Hey, How am I supposed to eat this with out syrup?"
And just like that, the mystery of the missing gold fish, and the missing canary was solved. Also explained was why the pancake mix kept running low...
“Yeah, it's my sacroiliac joint. Doc says I should lay like this at least fifteen minutes every night. Now, what I need you to do is put one hand on each of my shoulders and push..."
"Do you hear it?"
"The typing of a thousand slash fics."
"If I lie still and stare at the night sky I can almost forget we're two mostly naked guys riding one horse."
Was it good for you?
(( *sigh* I'm going to regret this. ))
I was hoping to put a little kink in your ax.
I can't remember if we locked the door when we left the house.