Caption this...

Steerpike

Felis amatus
Moderator
Name: Ranger
Alias(es): "Good boy," "Bubby"
Booked: 20 DEC 2017
Charges:
One count, impersonating a reindeer
One count, theft of property (Christmas scarf)

Please remit reward to family cat.
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
This one's for my buddy SP. Caption this:


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This was not how Santa Clause expected the night to go, Satan not being known for being a casual stocking stuffer. So resolved, he pulled his piece and was determined to set things to right.
 

Heliotrope

Staff
Article Team
It was then Santa realized Mrs. Claus did know what had happened between him and Cindy-Lou in gift wrapping...

Or... to be more clear....

It was then Santa realized Mrs Clause knew her stocking wasn't the only one he'd been stuffing this Christmas....
 
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pmmg

Istar
Both Santa and the snake looked down. The gun had gone off, there was no denying it. Someone was trying to kill someone else. The only question remaining was who would succeed.
 
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pmmg

Istar
And last,

Santa's fired the warning shot, not realizing that the bed was in fact occupied. Sadly, there would be no need for the toy train now.
 

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Troglodytic Trouvère
Article Team
Image from page 57 of St. Nicholas [serial] (1873).jpg

Billy and his buddies were turned into centaurs after being bitten by a radioactive horse. Now they were on a quest to become the weirdest-looking chimeric creatures around.
 
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