Orc Knight
Auror
"Dear Susan, I am writing you today to tell you the Death of Rats has exciting news!"
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Saruman decides to write his own version of events.
Mad Swede
Auror
Yes, I am a bare bones writer. Your point was?
Maker of Things Not Kings
Maester
"Let me be sure I have your statement correct, my little friend. The cat that killed you was striped and wore sharp murder mittens, yes? Well, that's not much to go on but, fear not, we here at Reaper Collection Agency pride ourselves on getting our man — or beast, as the case may be, every time."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Its seems his last words were: the demon is free. I am trapped in the tower. I cant get out. A cant get aaaaarrrrrghhhhhh!
Who writes out aaaarrgghh!
Who writes out aaaarrgghh!
Dear diary,
Yesterday I was given a choice between death and living off of rats.
My answer did not work out the way I expected.
Yesterday I was given a choice between death and living off of rats.
My answer did not work out the way I expected.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"When I began writing my work in progress the pen hadn't been invented...."
Yo, my new author photo came in. You guys like it?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Devor writes his own name in the death-note note book, causing many paradoxes.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The Airbnb descriptions "Hot nightlife" and "Always smiling host" were not what they expected.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"After being informed you took your life after being subjected to disco for seven hours while on hold I made the decision that your name will not be entered into the Book of Death. You've suffered enough torment for several lifetimes. Now get out of here."
Rosemary Tea
Auror
This is who really writes the rejection slips.
The editor of Clarksworld magazine still writing rejections for all the AI entries…
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Just a little more, and after bath time you can play.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Turns out the claims about the Loch Ness monster were true...
Orc Knight
Auror
"Mooom! I don't need a bath! We live in water!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Move along folks, there is nothing to see here.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"I don't give a damn if the dragon brat is causing havoc on your ship! There are children on board that bridge and I will not have them exposed to full frontal dragon nudity!"
Maker of Things Not Kings
Maester
And after that day, teens harassing sleeping sea lions fell off the agenda for the next San Francisco city council meeting.