"No, no, but those are part of a legal trust, which I use as collateral to borrow against, and... give that back! ... *sigh* ... I'm so going to eat my accountant."
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Miles Lacey
Archmage
Tax Collector: "I'm sorry, Mr Dragon, but if you want First World quality knights to do battle with then you need to pay First World taxes to provide them with the best armour, weapons and pensions for their grieving families."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
And by the way, Mrs. Dragon says you've been skipping on your alimony payments too.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Sure you boys dont want to go a few rounds? Winner keeps the treasure...
Mad Swede
Auror
Yes, I will be making some tax deductions. Arms, legs, knights, nubile young virgins, that sort of thing. Are you sure you want to take the taxes now?
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The Return Charges were a bit of a shock to Dracos. They would not be using the Shopping Channel any more.
What?!? And they call me the evil beast?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
So...its the day after, where is my refund?
Prince of Spires
Auror
You know what they say: "nothing is certain but death and taxes". You caused a lot of death, so now you owe a lot of taxes.
Redfrogcrab
Troubadour
"wait, why am I paying taxes? I have no income"
What?!? And they call me the evil beast?
Rexenm
Inkling
It’s been a cold Sunday, and Egg Benedict could help.
Orc Knight
Auror
The new Navy recruiting ads may be getting a bit out of control.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
First thing a new orc sailor sees after he's been hit over the head and recruited.
FifthView
Vala
"Even while living a life at sea, the dedicated orc can create flawless braids and maintain a well-groomed beard." —Job fair poster.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
There was an unexpected entry from Mordor in the Eurovision Song Contest.
Mad Swede
Auror
I thought the recruiter said we'd be going to sea in a pea green boat?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
One branding of an anchor coming up.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"In the Vikings where you can slay your fellow man
In the Vikings where we can sail the northern seas
In the Vikings, in the Vikings...."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Thats not a fish hook...this is a fish hook.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Hmmmm...I think it weights about 1200 elf skulls. Not sure about the rest of the elf. We dont keep the extra bits.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Whaddya mean 'I dont look like Gilgamesh?'. This is his boat, ain't it, this is his anchor...ust write you damn story about me.