Orc Knight
Auror
The group stumbles upon the horror of an actual D&D group in the middle of dealing with Dungeon Master. It's not a pretty sight.
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Myth Weaver
Orc Knight
Auror
"Guys...did we remember to pack parachutes?"
"Yum, extra iron!"
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Myth Weaver
Okay, on the count of three, we open our shields. Randy charges down there with his axe, and distracts it, while we...
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
"We are 9-1-1."
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Myth Weaver
Oh, sorry, false alarm everyone. Its just returning Capt. Danik's arm. And shame on the rest of you for putting him up to it.
This event put a bit of a damper on the spartans' field trip
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"OK, lads, only 3:00 minutes left until we capture this base. 2:59...2:58...oh dear..."
Orc Knight
Auror
*Dragon thingy thinking* Please don't fall, please don't fall. I've already walked far enough for my bloody dinner. Bad enough I have to open the cans they're in.
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Myth Weaver
"Suppose we sacrifice a virgin?"
"Roger's a virgin"
"I'm not a virgin!"
"Don't lie, all who vote we sacrifice roger?"
"Bloody hell!"
"Roger's a virgin"
"I'm not a virgin!"
"Don't lie, all who vote we sacrifice roger?"
"Bloody hell!"
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Suddenly, the beast from scene 32 emerged from the forest and tore Sir Robin's arm from its socket. And there was much rejoicing.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
When the GM is tired of running the campaign....
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Myth Weaver
"'The dragon is sleeping, it will never hear you take a cup', he said."
"'No,' I said. 'We bagginses are smarter than that,' I said"
"'But no, he said. 'You have to prove you were inside', he said..."
"'No,' I said. 'We bagginses are smarter than that,' I said"
"'But no, he said. 'You have to prove you were inside', he said..."
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Oh look! I can see our camp site from here.
"Don't move. I heard they can't see you if you stand still."
"Damn it!"
"Damn it!"
Orc Knight
Auror
King Arthur's newest knights rolling out, the Knights of the Order Harley.
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Myth Weaver
Sir Reginald thought that his new ‘iron horse’ would give him the advantage he needed in the joust, but the fool, for the hundredth time forgot that he must first hold on to his lance.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
I can't joust today. My thumb is sore.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Everyone thought that the Fonze didn't look quite as cool on his way to his first SCA event.
He was so happy that no-one had the heart to tell him.
He was so happy that no-one had the heart to tell him.