Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
My mother, who was the first cat, told me this... Hey, listen to me when I'm talking to you!
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
The coast was clear. Chester would hand over the green, and the Cheetos would be discretely handed back.
Just one more day, he thought, just one more day.
Just one more day, he thought, just one more day.
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Myth Weaver
Orc Knight
Auror
And so Ken started the alien T. Rex invasion, after buying a three pack from Wal-Mart.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Kenny, look. Those three boys followed me home from the mall. Go out and talk to them.
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Wife, from her electronics workbench: "Honey, I said please pick up three host bus adapters!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
It soon became apparent that budget cuts had really begun to affect the quality of the Jurassic World sequels.
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Excited seven-year-olds, birthday cake sugar rush, and three velociraptors... What could go wrong, Jim thought...
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Excited seven-year-olds, birthday cake sugar rush, and three velociraptors... What could go wrong, Jim thought...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Well, there goes the neighborhood...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I swear to Bejesus, if one of those things scratches the paint on my truck, I am takin' them out. I don't care if they do go extinct.
I swear you'll love our new performance band, the A cappella Raptors!
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
The Stuffed Alien Dinosaurs (known across space-time as SAD) only laughed as the Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver. They had dealt with other Time Lords. They could deal with one more. "We will eat you, Doctor! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Look, all the Orcs are running away...
Orc Knight
Auror
Moments before Corban and Lissa realize they both failed their perception checks.
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Myth Weaver
A moment later and Rhianons armor saved them both.
Brun'dorach the Endless Terror was so happy with his new action figures. Best eldritch christmas ever!
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
With a shock, Goban realized a woman archer stood next to him.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
This was why the Home Owners Association did not allow pets...