pmmg
Myth Weaver
Thank Crom there is only one of these beasts, thought Conan as he lifted his sword and prepared for battle.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
New one.
*Innuendo intensifies*
Wow, these things never used to come with batteries included.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wow, with this I can finally get a date with Sir Roderick.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Jane is not surprised that Steve picked up the big glowing sword despite her better Hit and Damage rolls.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
"Now I can be a Jedi!"
"That's a different movie, stupid."
"Don't be a Debbie Downer."
"That's a different movie, stupid."
"Don't be a Debbie Downer."
New one.
Wow, I know they said these new model swords were light, but I didn't think they meant it literally.
bdcharles
Minstrel
Cinderella's date wasn't going well.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
What, I just sacrifice a virgin, and all this power will be mine?
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And suddenly Isabel realized Jonathan had been compensating all along.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Stop messing about. When the batteries run out and we're stuck in this bloody mine, I am going to blame you. Very hard and probably with a rock...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Seems slow today...new one.
All the animals were so impressed by mister Mousington's slaying of the dragon, that they forgot to address the princess' absurdly low balcony.
Michael K. Eidson
Archmage
"See what happens," said the Princess, "when you miss a note? Smiles, everyone, and let's take it from the top."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
The gang was simply delighted that in some small way, Rupert could also make it.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Lester just thanked his lucky stars that Harv, the axe, did not seem to know what a rabbit was.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
You boys are so kind, said Princess Anne, but what I really wanted was a wagon.
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The band’s experimentation with synthetic drugs was both thorough and short-lived. They disbanded after the death of singer Sephira at the hands of guitarist Melvin “the axe” Mole, who still claims to remember nothing of the fateful evening.
When fairy tale animals overhear a princess saying that she wants to marry and get ahead in the world.