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The princess was delighted that the true culprit for destroying her garden beds had been dealt with and lifted the bounty on rabbit's and shrew's head.

 

Princess Everain was very hard to please when it came to Valentine's day gifts.

 

And that was the last time we saw Steve and his Anchovie odourant...

 

Ah, Bill, I see you got another wild one there. Should I shoot her like the others?

 

"I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn after Albuquerque!"
"Stop with the jokes and just help me, darn it!"

 

Geez, Bill! That's just an otter. They way you were screaming, why I thought... Call me when its a giant otter.

 

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Men, that about explains it.

 

Mika had finally mastered the Song of Instant Slumber.

 

Even faking death wasn't an escape from the bloody violin playing...

 

Mika wins a fiddle of gold, but jack...

 

The violin thirsted for souls, so she gave it souls. And she'd continue to think harder about her ebay purchases in the future.