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  1. Penpilot

    Penpilot Staff Article Team

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    When fairy tale animals overhear a princess saying that she wants to marry and get ahead in the world.
     
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  2. Nomadica

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    The princess was delighted that the true culprit for destroying her garden beds had been dealt with and lifted the bounty on rabbit's and shrew's head.
     
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  3. Devor

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    "Ohh wonderful!" The princess pointed at the rabbit. "Do him next! Do him!"
     
  4. CupofJoe

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    Princess Everain was very hard to please when it came to Valentine's day gifts.
     
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  5. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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  6. skip.knox

    skip.knox toujours gai, archie Moderator

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    "Why I otter ..."
    *shakes fist*
     
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  7. CupofJoe

    CupofJoe Myth Weaver

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    And that was the last time we saw Steve and his Anchovie odourant...
     
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  8. pmmg

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    Ah, Bill, I see you got another wild one there. Should I shoot her like the others?
     
  9. "I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn after Albuquerque!"
    "Stop with the jokes and just help me, darn it!"
     
  10. pmmg

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    Geez, Bill! That's just an otter. They way you were screaming, why I thought... Call me when its a giant otter.
     
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  11. Devor

    Devor Fiery Keeper of the Hat Moderator

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    And after their pet otter was through with them, the wild women made them vow never to comment on their clothing again.
     
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  12. Michael K. Eidson

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    Introducing Amazon Adventures. Stories at yesteryear's prices, written by today's most aspiring authors. Have a story that's been rejected by one of today's top markets? Submit it to us!
     
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  13. pmmg

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    Men, that about explains it.
     
  14. Michael K. Eidson

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    Mika had finally mastered the Song of Instant Slumber.
     
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  15. CupofJoe

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    Even faking death wasn't an escape from the bloody violin playing...
     
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  16. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Moderator

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    The curriculum at the Juliard school of harmonic necromancy turned out to be every bit as tedious as Reiko feared.
     
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  17. Ban

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    After smacking Jack silly, Emma started playing her violin as an alibi.

    The perfect crime.
     
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  18. pmmg

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    Mika wins a fiddle of gold, but jack...
     
  19. Orc Knight

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    The violin thirsted for souls, so she gave it souls. And she'd continue to think harder about her ebay purchases in the future.
     

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