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[Nomadica]

The princess was delighted that the true culprit for destroying her garden beds had been dealt with and lifted the bounty on rabbit's and shrew's head.

 

[Devor]

"Ohh wonderful!" The princess pointed at the rabbit. "Do him next! Do him!"

 

[CupofJoe]

Princess Everain was very hard to please when it came to Valentine's day gifts.

 

[Steerpike]

 

[skip.knox]

"Why I otter ..."
*shakes fist*

 

[CupofJoe]

And that was the last time we saw Steve and his Anchovie odourant...

 

[pmmg]

Ah, Bill, I see you got another wild one there. Should I shoot her like the others?

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

"I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn after Albuquerque!"
"Stop with the jokes and just help me, darn it!"

 

[pmmg]

Geez, Bill! That's just an otter. They way you were screaming, why I thought... Call me when its a giant otter.

 

[Devor]

And after their pet otter was through with them, the wild women made them vow never to comment on their clothing again.

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

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[pmmg]

Men, that about explains it.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

Mika had finally mastered the Song of Instant Slumber.

 

[CupofJoe]

Even faking death wasn't an escape from the bloody violin playing...

 

[Steerpike]

The curriculum at the Juliard school of harmonic necromancy turned out to be every bit as tedious as Reiko feared.

 

[Ban]

After smacking Jack silly, Emma started playing her violin as an alibi.

The perfect crime.

 

[pmmg]

Mika wins a fiddle of gold, but jack...

 

[Orc Knight]

The violin thirsted for souls, so she gave it souls. And she'd continue to think harder about her ebay purchases in the future.

 

[Devor]

Amelia still didn't understand what it was about playing the Rains of Castamere that made him freak out.