pmmg
Myth Weaver
For the elves, size matters.
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Finchbearer
Istar
‘Before battle I like to perform the ritual whereby three bottles of hairspray are emptied’
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Aolis goes berserk, Jandar is standing too close...
"Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeze!"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Lets see....spends their nights writing about rape, murder, battles, torture....Does anything nice happen to these people? Naughty list!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Demesnedenoir? Who names their kid that?
Orc Knight
Auror
"Should really get rid of this Coca Cola partnership. I don't think little Jen needs a sponsorship for gaming with them or that Old Man Jenks needs more to go with his rum."
"Too long, didn't read." - Text sent by Santa Claus when asked why no one received presents this year.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Every once in a while, Santa gets out his porn scroll.
Orc Knight
Auror
Wow. Anyways:
"Really shouldn't have replaced the elves with 'A.I.'"
"Really shouldn't have replaced the elves with 'A.I.'"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
Screw it, they all get gift cards.
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
New Phone...
Screw it, they all get gift cards.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Santa, faced with no toilet paper, faces a difficult decision.
(Contribution from a friend)
(Contribution from a friend)
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"NorthPoleCupid.com
There are lot of beautiful single female elves looking for a generous and jolly man like yourself! Click on the link in the Comments below and meet a beautiful elf near you!"
There are lot of beautiful single female elves looking for a generous and jolly man like yourself! Click on the link in the Comments below and meet a beautiful elf near you!"
Finchbearer
Istar
Solstice blessings to all my fellow heathens and pagans out there! Let’s celebrate with an image of the Krampus.
"And over there you can see Schloss Schönbrunn with its distinctive yellow façade which served as Empress Maria Theresia's summer residence since... Kid are you still listening?"
Orc Knight
Auror
"Go on! Go home! Hamlin is just ahead kids!" The Mighty Krampus shouted, having paid the piper a visit.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"I'm not going to whip you! I just want to lick and nibble on your ears for ASMR sound effects on my next YouTube video!"
Finchbearer
Istar
This wasn’t the Narnia I was expecting!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I swear to god, if one more kids mistakes me for a skipping stone again…