A woodcutting from the 1291 Merlot Abbey Wine Tasting Tour, With Infernal Guests. On Reverse Side it says 'Entrance Fee To Tasting Three Penny Farthings Or One Chicken.'
"This little b'stard gave Rolf Harris a wobble board and taught him how to use it as an instrument of insufferable torment. Five minutes of listening to Rolf Harris playing 'Stairway to Heaven' with that thing and I was begging for the firing squad to shoot me!"