pmmg
Myth Weaver
Oh, I feel some dragon rage coming. Dragon rage
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Crap, thinks the fish. Now they’re all watching me… um… say something funny…say something funny…
Errrr… why are fish so smart?
Errrr… why are fish so smart?
Miles Lacey
Archmage
'He turns water into wine at a wedding and now he thinks he can feed a thousand people with a single fish! What next? Walking on the Sea of Galilee?'
Prince of Spires
Istar
He found a new secret weapon for the fish-slapping dance
Troubadour
Finchbearer
Istar
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The holiday season was always awkward when the two families got together.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Halloween Puritan Style
Finchbearer
Istar
‘So…did you take the toll bridge or the inferno to get here?’ ‘No, I just took the direct route on my broom.’
pmmg
Myth Weaver
After centuries of warfare, demons and demon hunters come to an uneasy truce, which they celebrate with virgin wine.
…only sir roger is suspicious.
…only sir roger is suspicious.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
The saints clearly chose the goblet in front of them, relying instead on their immunity to iocane powder.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Great, no women. These parties in Hell always suck.
Orc Knight
Auror
A woodcutting from the 1291 Merlot Abbey Wine Tasting Tour, With Infernal Guests. On Reverse Side it says 'Entrance Fee To Tasting Three Penny Farthings Or One Chicken.'
pmmg
Myth Weaver
A toast to our new Demon overlords. May they rule us with benevolence and wisdom.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Virgin wine? No, my dear. This is the blood of the last known virgin in the entertainment industry."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Poison tasters at Demon Banquets were always treated well, but it was rare for them to be at a second one.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
Man pointing at a demon:
"This little b'stard gave Rolf Harris a wobble board and taught him how to use it as an instrument of insufferable torment. Five minutes of listening to Rolf Harris playing 'Stairway to Heaven' with that thing and I was begging for the firing squad to shoot me!"
"This little b'stard gave Rolf Harris a wobble board and taught him how to use it as an instrument of insufferable torment. Five minutes of listening to Rolf Harris playing 'Stairway to Heaven' with that thing and I was begging for the firing squad to shoot me!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The rules of "Wife Swap Club" were clearly not understood by all.
Orc Knight
Auror
"Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeze!"
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"The next human who says that my sword is over-compensating for my [CENSORED] size is gonna get skewered!"