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Miles Lacey

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"I warned Rudolph that if he played that bloody infernal Mariah Carey Christmas album again I'd make venison steaks out of him! He did so we're having Rudolph for Christmas dinner."
 

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Troglodytic Trouvère
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"The supermarket? It's that way sir!" Said the warrior, pointing his sword in the supermarket's direction.
 

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Oh, Yeah, like I’m falling for that old ‘the supermarket is behind me’ trick again.
Dependent on the assortment. If it's a German supermarket and the Belgian trappist beers are on sale... For that discount I'll risk my neck.
 
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