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[JBCrowson]

Pest control? Look, I know I said 'do anything to get that spider out of my attic', but...

 

[JBCrowson]

I've got a better plan. You smite the tower, I'll shoot the orc when it runs out.

 

[pmmg]

No, Roger, eating bumble dragons does get you on the naughty list.

 

[pmmg]

So....its like this. The reindeer had a rough night, and.... Well, will you guys lead my sleight tonight?

 

[pmmg]

Okay, I have a head count of all the elves. When I get back, there better be the same number...

 

[Miles Lacey]

"I warned Rudolph that if he played that bloody infernal Mariah Carey Christmas album again I'd make venison steaks out of him! He did so we're having Rudolph for Christmas dinner."

 

[CupofJoe]

Remember... A dragon [or two] is for life and not just Christmas.

 

[JBCrowson]

Listen you three, lighting the fire when I'm half way down the chimney is not funny.

 

[MrNybble]

Seeing as coal isn't a deterrent for naughty kids these days, Santa is bringing alog some behavior correction specialists.

 

[Jackarandajam]

"You know, when I married your mommy, I thought she said she was 'the Mother of flagons.'"