JBCrowson
Maester
Pest control? Look, I know I said 'do anything to get that spider out of my attic', but...
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JBCrowson
Maester
I've got a better plan. You smite the tower, I'll shoot the orc when it runs out.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
No, Roger, eating bumble dragons does get you on the naughty list.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
So....its like this. The reindeer had a rough night, and.... Well, will you guys lead my sleight tonight?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Okay, I have a head count of all the elves. When I get back, there better be the same number...
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"I warned Rudolph that if he played that bloody infernal Mariah Carey Christmas album again I'd make venison steaks out of him! He did so we're having Rudolph for Christmas dinner."
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Remember... A dragon [or two] is for life and not just Christmas.
JBCrowson
Maester
Listen you three, lighting the fire when I'm half way down the chimney is not funny.
MrNybble
Sage
Seeing as coal isn't a deterrent for naughty kids these days, Santa is bringing alog some behavior correction specialists.
Jackarandajam
Maester
"You know, when I married your mommy, I thought she said she was 'the Mother of flagons.'"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Some old Tomb of Horrors art...which in itself is a type of horror...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Quick, Warrior, absorb his lightning bolt while I use my staff of continual light.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
""Don't you think you should be focussing on the creature trying to kill us rather than whether or not I'm transgender?"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
The fighter sees the folly of having the wrong marching order.
"The supermarket? It's that way sir!" Said the warrior, pointing his sword in the supermarket's direction.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Prior to He-Man, Skeletor had no problem defeating the masters of the universe.
Dependent on the assortment. If it's a German supermarket and the Belgian trappist beers are on sale... For that discount I'll risk my neck.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"Put the damn sword down, George! My wife always turns into a hideous old hag when it's a full moon."