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[Steerpike]

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[Heliotrope]

"How many times have I told you guys! No one was smoking cigars at the last supper!"

 

[Steerpike]

"What if it's impossible to catch the red dot?"

 

[Devor]

"We will not give the big folk any of our affection. We're all over the internet and get NOTHING for compensation! It's time to strike! We will get our catnip!"

 

[Tom]

"Did I leave the oven on?!"

 

[TheCatholicCrow]

"Who let the dogs out?"

 

[Steerpike]

“So we meet again, Mr Bond. But this time the deck is stacked in my favor.”

 

[Ban]

"What if in another reality, humans drink booze?"

 

[TheCatholicCrow]

"Suddenly, the laxative kicked in."

 

[Dark Squiggle]

"The crows are coming."

 

[Ankari]

I still hear the sound. Snip, snip, snip.

 

[pmmg]

"That's right, we are just like you now! And I also sent the car down the hill, just like you do every morning."

 

[Orc Knight]

"I hear the can opener!"

 

[Steerpike]

Another one:

It was then that Joan realized the village she’d sworn to protect was in a 1st level starting zone.

 

[pmmg]

The truth at last beheld, suddenly the slow pace of government made sense and the rioters could do nothing more but go home.

 

[Orc Knight]

And thus begun the love of snails as food.

 

[Tom]

The invaders heartlessly smashed Sid's model town, setting him on the path to become the most feared vigilante in history, the Shadow Snail. He seeks revenge. He strikes in the darkness. Not even a slime trail is left behind.

 

[Steerpike]

*sigh* "Yes, Shaggy, I know the ballista will give us increased damage and a 19-20 critical range against Old Man Henry, but when you factor in the reloading time and the to-hit penalty, I still say we're better off just grappling."

 

[Orc Knight]

"Hey gang, if this go right, we'll have an actual murder mystery on our hands!"

 

[pmmg]

Jinkies, Fred, that is big.